PhilM

We've just had a load of players completely run out of motivation/energy/momentum (delete as applicable). Dom, Mo, Virgil, Ibou, Robbo, and Jota are all stumbling towards the finish line and for some reason Slot isn't even trying letting the likes of Harvey, Endo, Quansah, Tsimikas, Chiesa etc have a go, and if we're running this on merit, Harvey and Chiesa have both shown more in their little sub cameos than Dom or Mo for example have in their last 3 or 4 games. I'd be tempted to go Ali, Bradley, Quansah, Virgil, Tsimkas, Elliot, Gravenberch, MacAllister, Gakpo, Chiesa, Salah against West Ham, and Virg only gets in because there isn't anyone else. There's no point in playing Darwin, he adds nothing.

Here's some positivity. Before this game, Arsenal needed 1.5 points per game to beat us. Now they need 1.58. So it's not a total disaster!

It's not misdirected frustration though, he doesn't look like he gives a s*** and does everything wrong.

Which is impressive, given that he was belting out Goldfinger, what 60 years ago?

Got to be honest, it doesn't sound like Moyes has moved on from it. Ha, that book had me in tears of laughter. I wish I'd kept my copy.

I'm just fixated on how bloody amazing the let off must have been for City fans when Aguero scored that goal for them. I want that feeling. Darwin...well I'd just like him to achieve something before he f***s off. Realistically he doesn't deserve it, but him scoring it would be the most unexpected and therefore add to the let off. Obviously it would be better if Gomez scores it, but he's probably injured for that game and I want it to be someone mad. Like Endo maybe or Chiesa. Maybe Chiesa. He's basically our Vladimir Smicer, right?

I'd like us to win it by beating Arsenal at Anfield with a 96th minute Darwin winner please.

He's so good that they named a big road in Paris after him.

Tony and Gueye, surely.

Ripped it off from Withnail and I, the terrible c****.

Pyar banger that. I'm off to Spotify.

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I reckon it includes a can of Mr Sheen for Maresca's head, some wet wipes for John Terry, and a packet of A4 for their reception printer.

Everyone has their childhood trauma to work through, it's just about finding the right therapist.

Isn't it just a case that the default is always "smash these c**** so that we're all safe to go to work tomorrow"?

That Ekitike really feels like an us kind of signing, a lot more than Isak does.

CornertakenquicklyOrigiiiii!" is the Liverpool equivalent of "They think it's all over..."

I always knew that Gethin was a massive f***in fridge.

He should probably win something some time soon then.

"Did something legendary" is underplaying it. Div did many legendary things. Is Jordan Henderson a Liverpool Legend? Feels like the captain of league or European Cup winning sides gets it by default.

I mean, that's totally fair. He was a sensational player and also a massive b*****d in equal measure.

Isn't that just "player sales"?

Yeah, but in your list of mad stuff to tell the grandkids, as soon as you've covered The Life and Times of Divock Origi, you're probably going onto Suarez next.

I mean, if you take it literally, players who we'll be telling our great grandkids about. I know I'll be talking about Luis Suarez and what an absolute joke of a footballer he was until the day I die. I'm not sure I'll be waxing lyrical about Bobby Firmino for example in the same way.