PhilM

It'll be interesting to see how the club plays it. He's earned a big send off, but to give him one, someone needs to announce it first.

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So basically Inter are the least evil team still in it now. Arsenal aren't inherently evil, but they are bellends, which is kind of low level evil.

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Bear with me here. United lose to Wolves, Bournemouth, Brentford, West Ham, Chelsea, and Villa Ipswich beat Arsenal, Newcastle, Everton, Brentford, Leicester, and West Ham West Ham beat Southampton. Wolves beat Leicester Spurs beat Palace. That sees United relegated. Only one of those lines is really ridiculous, but hey, I'm a dreamer, Spurs have to win at some point. Can we loan Ali and Mo to Ipswich? There must be a loophole somewhere.

Yeah, thinking about the best keepers I can remember, it's basically all of those people mentioned - Neuer, Schmeichel, Casillas, Buffon, Cech, Oliver Kahn, Courtois. I think Allison is better than all of them. Van Der Saar, Oblak and David Seaman were really good as well, but not sure they're in that absolute top tier. Hugo Lloris had a period where he was up there, but then he got Spursed. Zoff, Zubizuretta, Maier, Banks, and Yashin are normally talked about up there, but I'm not that old. Never really rated Shilton.

He's the best goalkeeper I've ever seen and I'm old as f***.

Has to be hair envy. Has to be.

An Interpol watch list injury?

Didn't Evertony Gordon have it as his number plate on his G Wagen as well?

This was done last week. He was doing promo videos at Anfield the same time as Mo was.

Everybody talk about pop music!

No, but those two players specifically did turn out to be problematic. Benzema did obviously go on to win the Balon D'Or, so swings and roundabouts I suppose!

To be fair, both of those players were pretty troublesome, weren't they? Benzema blackmailed a teammate with a pornographic video.

*Ahem*

They're filming it at Anfield, not the docks.

Imagine if he did. I'd be so confused that I'd frown my eyebrows down into my beard.

Feels like an "I prefer..."

It wasn't intended to do us a disservice at all. We've been really good, but we're afforded the luxury of playing badly with a load of players looking shattered because we played really well earlier in the season AND because Arsenal didn't. Or did and didn't convert it into points. If they were three points behind us, we'd quite rightly be very nervous right now.

This is entirely subjective though. Just for example, if Tsimikas had played against Fulham, would he have engaged in that double act of bumbaclartery that Robbo did for their second goal? Because if not, we likely would have been at least a point better off. It's fine margins all over the shop. Slot has done brilliantly, but we definitely could have done better if we'd managed the squad better and played players who weren't blowing out of their a*** with nearly a quarter of the league season to go. We've done as well as we needed to, but we'd be having a different conversation if City or Arsenal had got their s*** together.

At least Real have Trent coming in to help tighten them up at the back.

Not sure that a strong league position is an argument for not strengthening. We're absolutely floundering on the pitch at the moment and we've seen the impetus that some new energy like Diaz, Gakpo, or those two players that Macca mentioned can have. It can be a pick me up to the players around them.

Although Burnley have been pretty incredible defensively this season.

And they still had Busquets running around kicking the s*** out of everyone.

Although we're currently showing the stability of Donald Trump.