PhilM

Most people sound like a cat bringing up a hairball. The people who put the names on the shirts in the club shop must be absolutely dreading it.

His wife might still turn out to...

Does anyone really say his name confidently though? Kvaratsch...Kvarasch...THE f***ING GEORGIAN LAD AT NAPOLI!

Maybe it was a typo and he meant "tried to score a goal in completely the wrong way".

Nice to see that Charlie Adam has lost some weight.

John Lennon got shot deliberately, just for that purpose.

Yeah, Richard Hughes is finally facing his Waterloo.

It's wild that Wolves in 17th have scored more goals than Forest.

I don't know, Ibou seems boss at banter and vibes, is brilliant alongside Virgil, and is injured far too much. Seems like a perfect Matip replacement.

We kinda do. Joe Gomez is almost certainly going to want to leave at the end of the season, Arne doesn't trust Quansah, Konate is injured a lot and is out of contract at the end of next season, and Virgil is both getting run into the ground and potentially leaving at the end of the season. We're doing great on the pitch, but next season is currently looking pretty dodgy. Plus we need to replace both full backs.

Right, I think I've reached the end of my sulking phase. It was a bad performance as a team and from loads of individuals, but ultimately we got away without losing ground on any of our title rivals. It's disappointing, but we're still clear at the top with a game in hand. Onwards and upwards!

300 grand looks like it should be his transfer fee, not his salary in that half.

Big fans of 8 out of 10 Cats?

That's so baffling. Why? Is it literally because of the massive profit?