PhilM

As long as their Brexit ball involves them exiting Europe, I'm good with that.

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Don't know if it has been posted in here yet, but it's Purple Pyro time!

They could mitigate pretty much all of that £100m a year loss by getting Casimero, Rashford, Sancho, Mount, Eriksen and Antony's salaries off the books with no discernible impact on their first team.

The Brazilian Lingaard.

Darwin's finishing.

And he'd been waiting for that moment, for all his life?

Oh poor old Arsenal, time to get the tiniest, tiniest, tiny violin out.

Might do that regardless to be honest, sounds like a bit of a laugh.

It's not luck Murph, it's a conspiracy, same as how the refs are mean to them and a gypsy curse keeps making them have injury problems the likes of which no other football club has ever had to work through.

Well luckily nobody from our first XI and given yesterday, our second XI have expended much energy for a week.

They'll never sell Tonali, his name sounds too good in a strong Geordie accent. It would be a matter of principle. Although I've just had a couple of goes saying Wataru Endo in a Geordie accent and that's pretty close.

I was really surprised when we signed Fernando Torres, I assumed that he was well out of our reach and was linked really strongly with United at the time, same with Xabi Alonso.