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Maybe apart from RiH and Surf, I'm one of the few who has seen him play in the flesh - twice, once for AZ Alkmaar against Vitesse last season where he was quick, strong in the tackle, good timing - his distribution looked good, and again for Alkmaar against Heerenveen where I could say the same of him. In both games, he didn't have a great deal to do as Alkmaar where on a roll last season - but what he did do he did very well. My wife's uncle Jos (Big Vitesse fan) reckons he's a serious bargain for us, being an intelligent player he'll learn Rafa's way at speed. Anyway, he's tall, 25 and speaks (like most of his generation) excellent English. Villareal paid ?7m for him so this is a steal. His name is pronounced 'Chrome-komp' though the 'o' in 'chrome' is slightly soft.

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I think we've just confused the little darlings...

Yeah - but just being a drama queen.

Favourite? What boring Liverpool and their lucky run? Some favourites...

His crosses are rare but usually good, and set pieces are usually subhumed to Gerrard

Kronkamp! The most effectual Kronkamp! Who's intellectual close friends get to call him J.K. Providing he's playing today. Kronkamp! An indisputable leader at the back He's the boss, he's a pip, he'll help win the Premiership. He's the most tip top, Kronkamp! Yes he's Dutch, cheaper than King, But above everything, He's the most tip top, Kronkamp! I'll get me Klompen...

I saw it at the game, but in none of the playbacks since. Xabi tries this every now and again, being the most aware player on the pitch. he'll get one sooner or later.

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So did the Graham Norton o'gram do the biz for Kev then?

It would have been worse - given your athletic features you could have ended up looking like Johnny Vegas!

The captions don't match the stats on the second set 0 the captions say 13th, the stat list 14th. Unhelpful buggers!

In which case - if it is now over - can you now give us the full story?

You seem very certain mate?

Sack Parry..

Some journailsts frequently talk through their a*se. Samuel is such a bloater, he can shout through his - and does. The overall verbal diarohhea maintains the same loose consistency though.

It's in the genes mate...cold, windy old set of zeppelin hangars is what the pit makes me think of. Looking around last night at half time you began to get a real idea of how much on their uppers the blueschyte really are and how worried they must be by our impending move. Creaking old edifice for a creaking old club.

Makes a change from the bouncers having to throw them in...

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