Fastardo

Finally, we've signed Snoogy Doogy.

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Yeah, true. I suppose I should have said we've won every trophy it's possible for us to win.

So after we win it, have we won every trophy it's possible for an English football club to win in the 21st Century?

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http://www.football365.com/news/16-conclusions-liverpool-2-0-man-united * Ending on a sour note, I’m afraid. Don’t blame me. “The Sun was right, you’re murderers,” was the chant sung by a number of United fans, enough in number to be heard. What f**king possesses somebody to do that? What sort of ignoramus do you have to be to mock the death of football fans? Where is the scrap of awareness to realise that any of those 96 supporters could have been your mother, your brother, your father or your friend? Naturally, a minority of Liverpool supporters responded with their own vile chants, like savages who can work on no other basis than ‘an eye for an eye’. It’s just one big bloody sigh, and I couldn’t give a shiny sh*te who started it. Have a look at yourselves, it’s a football match. I know it’s exciting and you really want to win and them to lose, but you’re embarrassing yourselves and your families. Football is bloody brilliant. It’s just a shame that it brings out the worst in such a large number of shuddering f**k knuckles. Good night. EDIT: Beaten to it - soz.

SG on Xabi: The best midfielder I've played with. JC: Same here

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Patrick Stewart ‏@SirPatStew 1h1 hour ago Wayne Rooney, once a terminator, now a simulator. Hey, ho. Even Jean-Luc Picard thinks Rooney's a cheating c***. (I've paraphrased a little).

If he keeps this up he'll be Jockey Can.

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He's taking corners for England and they're brilliant. Really thumping them in with pace.

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My workmate, a massive Spurs fan, has played in the Welsh Prem as a forward for the last 10 years. He says it was a nailed on penalty and a dive. He said that if Allen doesn't go down then the ref doesn't give the foul, the ball runs out of play and the move is over. By going down and making the most of it, Allen has forced the ref to acknowledge the foul and take action. It's what he would have done and what every other player, semi-pro upwards, would have done. That'll do for me.