Molby

the equations that cannot be solved simultaneously with our under-invested squad 1 we’re going to win the league by a country mile, utterly improbably but also 2 it’s a disgrace our exhausted players didn’t do the quadruple

nope you’re my bookie now (if he scores)

shout! do us a favour mate, stick £200 on for me pls, ta am in Spain so can’t do it

I don’t want to keep saying the A word but it won’t be long before they’re in charge and then you’ll get your wish

f*** it, make ‘Harvey’ keep Quansah quiet

cool bit long-winded though

this sounds unmissable I might reclaim my ticket and fly back tonight don’t know who’s using it though, could be Jarg for all I know, although he hasn’t bothered to thank me for it

these days Liverpool is my tertiary residence f*** off Broken Britain and Brexit (back v soon for the run-in)

how do you manage your discos in transit? is there a ‘disco train?’ would make sense HUGE sense

ooh, almost forgot: I live across the road from a donkey in France their (not sure of gender, am hedging) re-assuring braying comforts me as I lie in bed at 5.30 am in contrast to some of the more donkey-intolerant posters on here

there’s a horse and donkey sanctuary near Leeds I went there for the one day work experience about ten years ago I can hook you up with the address see if you take to it before diving in

they’ll consider the club valuation as vindication anything else is a bonus, like when you’re a gold prospector and your mule comes over for a stroke, although sadly, it will be sold for glue in the end

see? told yous

yeah maybe maybe not though