Smithy was in our old office one day and we got talking about Emlyn. He looked over at 2 women who were there and said "pardon my French, ladies, but that man is one f***ing c***."
A mate of mine used to be a blue and is now a red. So now he's Johnny the pink. He only changed sides cos another of our mates' dads got a job at LFC so he could get free tickets. He still had the sticker on his door at his ma's house that said 'Everton Supporter's Room' about 5 years after he switched.
"Of course Mark, a lot of this crowd will have bought their tickets expecting to see David Beckham get his 100th cap." Balls. And even if it's true, that kind of person deserves disappointment anyway.