i dont have the blue kipper one, but heres the one from "red issue" > THE GAME - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL > > THE CAST - LIVERPOOL, AC MILAN, CLIVE TYLDSLEY, MAN U RED ISSUE FANS > > THE SCENE - ISTANBUL, RED ISSUE FORUM > > SUPPORTING CAST - ROPES AND PARACETOMOL > > > > The atmosphere in the Manchester United Red Issue forum was electric. > After 54 seconds the first Manchester United fan had ejaculated after > Milan scored the quickest goal in Champions League History. Another fan > did the same, over his keyboard. It was going to be one hell of a > night. > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > ----------------------------------------------- > I've just c** > yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss > ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss > 1-0 > > get a tissue mate. > > Me too, over the keyboard, I had my c**k out when they got the > free-kick. > > So have I lets make it a multiple orgasm > > they're out of their f***in depth > these 90 minutes are gonna be beautiful > > they could be about four down already! they look like rabbits in > headlights... > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > -------------------------------- > > inevitably in all this excitement the Man U fans showed their true > colours and the murderers chants came to the fore. Heysel was thrown > about ad nauseum as the Mancs began to enjoy what was bound to be > Liverpool's demise. > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------------------------------------ > 'The countrys most emotional club'? > According to Clive Tyldesley anyway. More like the countrys most self > pitying bunch of murdering c****, > > with his lickarsing to the great "LOVEABLE CHEEKY SCOUSER" myth. they > are a shower of murdering whinging c****,and no-body in any media dares > to bring up Heysel.. scum. > > f***ing murdering scouse c****, f***ing f*** off you s***-eating > f*****s! > HATE HATE HATE THE b******s > > 4 cardboard european cups covered in tin foil ? > being shoved in our faces on every trip to anfailed for years, please > lord, if you're listening please don't make it 5. > > I've just had a b******ing off the missus for screaming abuse at Paul > O'grady and the scouse contestant on the weakest link, sporty spice, ken > dodd, jimmy tarbuck and ian rush have had every expletive known to man > hurled at 'em in the last 10 minutes,the tension is building. > > a vermin victory would sadly round off my worst month as a United > supporter in 22 years of match going, please lord if you're listening > don't let the unthinkable happen > > if they win tonight i think im gonna top myself > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---------------------------- > > > it was the first mention of suicide, one worried Man u fan declaring > seeing Liverpool win their FIFTH European Cup was worth killing himself > for. If death is the consequence of Liverpool making it a FIFTH > European Cup you sure as hell better make sure you have the correct > prayer line open to the right God. One United fan made sure he did > > ______________________________________________________________________ > ________ > Dont leave any bases uncovered. Tonight Im praying to God, jesus, the > Devil, Buddha, Allah, Zeus, Thor, Shiva, Sir Matt, Eric and any other > deity I can think off. FFS I dont even believe in any of that s*** apart > from Sir Matt and Eric > > They cant win, this has to be the silver lining in the worse month in > my > life time supporting the shirts. > Forza Milano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > PS - I f***ing hate that big nosed t*** Thompson, I hope by 9.30 he is > crying with the rest of the workshy g*******s. > > On the radio they are practically sucking the c***s of every scum > supporter saying how great they are etc.Makes me sick,i don't think i > can stand watching the game > > Come on Milan, win for Christ's sake. > > They Think Its All Over IT Is NOW 2-0 > > Sign on, Sign on > You miserable scouse b******s!!!!! > > Could be 6 the way this is going > hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha > Back to obscurity for the scouse c**** with a great big slap in the > face. fan-f***ing-tastic. No nightmares liuke this next season as the > c**** won't be in it. haha > > I Love You God 3-0 > I now believe. > ha de f***ing ha ha ha > > we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we > want 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > I shot my load before, I can only laugh like a loon now > > We'll be talking about this for years > We will never let them forget this night > > if it gets any higher.... > i might consider videoing the highlights and keeping them for a laugh > > ______________________________________________________________________ > ________ > > > HALF TIME and the Man United fans were in dreamland. It was to be the > greatest night, seeing Liverpool fail dismally, it would be the worst > defeat EVER. Some fans wanted a contact number for Ray Castle, that > could be difficult due to his untimely death from cancer many years ago. > It didnt matter though, Liverpool were about to get HAMMERED. Let the > half time celebrations get underway > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > __________ > > Anyone know the worst defeat in a E.C Final > Could be a phone call to Roy Castle tonight. > Scouse record breakers....... > > Milan 5 > Dippers 0 > 25th May 2005 > > Please. > > 5-0 would be f***ing brilliant 4 european cups and stuffed 5-0 that > would cheer me up no end > > Sky Sports News Cameras in liverpool pubs > Brill - watch after match if you haven't seen. And their pundit is > f***ing McAteer who is gutted and can hardly speak and wearing a black > tie. > > They are going to get f***ing battered > > Are you watching Manchester?! > Yes we f***ing are.... > > f*** me am i watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 > Cant wait to go to work with my Anfield season ticket holder mate > tomorrow!!! > > will the scouse fans now go on the rampage after the game? the > italians will goad the f*** out of them and you just know the > murdering c**** will respond ,thay have got form yer know i can see > another five years ban coming on > > lets all register on the scouse forum !!! > ready for tonite when the murderers lose ,i know its classless but > f*** > it they would do the same,so lets all register well in time and then > post yer username on here for us all to see. > keep the faith. > > Wouldn't it be better to post during the game, when nobody is on it? > Can you imagine them coming back to countless murderers threads? > > get fooking registering then lads > > A Minutes Silence > At all grounds at the 1st game of next season - poor poor dippers! > > ______________________________________________________________________ > _____ > > > 2ND HALF STARTS and the NIGHTMARE starts to become reality. Ropes and > Paracetomol deaths were about to get their airing - and poor Clive > Tyldsley was about to get a battering. It was about to be the perfect > end to a perfect season > > ______________________________________________________________________ > ________ > > what the f***!!!! > get the rope > > Oh Now f*** Off!!!! > The Dippin' b******s > > Oh f***ING HELL. > > it cannot happen, i've never been as nervous for non united match > before. > And some c*** keeps ringing me up with YNWA in the background. > i feel physically sick. > > FOR f***S SAKE > f***ING c**** > > for the love of god > > b******s > awwww sweet jesus > > No f***in Way > f*** off you Granny-Stabbing c**** > > Miss It > For f***s Sake > > Remember the dying animal.... > Never take the boot off its neck until the last breath. > > 0-3 is nothing to those stuffy c****. 2 dodgy pens and a last minute > OG... > > Keep calm yet. > > You utter b*****d. Cant believe what im f***ing seeing here. > > It can't happen > No way i just said on a other thread that i'am in a great mood now, OH > f***ING s***!! > Please someone tell me it cant happen? > > oh christ, you said it. > I cant believe my f***ing eyes!! > If them c**** win this that the be the iceing on the cake for a s*** > season!! > The worst in many years for us > > Now if those dirty scousers pull of a '99' > NO WAY A JUST GOD COULD ALLOW IT THOUGH > > Oh dear GOD, > what have i done to deserve this????? > > all our euro history > has now been overshadowed = like it or not. > > i hope the turks cut the c**** to shreds and they all f***ing die > horribloy > thank you. > Please God don't make it 5 times > > get the f***ing rope!!! > i,m gonna do it > > I'm loading my shotgun as we speak....... > > You go for a piss > And then this happens. > > For f***'s sake. > I need to go now, but I'm too f***in scared > > Do what i do go in the garden and watch telly thru the patio window > > since the dippers got three..... > is it just me, or has this game got dull? extra time cometh > > They are gonna f***ing win it...I just know > it........f***!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > Can't take this. f***ing hell. Please no > > nice to round off the season with a f***ing vermin cl victory. not. > > Shevchenko to score... > Its in the script I swear. > > no, the script The Rise And Fall Of Manchester United undoubtedly > finishes with a liverpool european cup win and a back-door euro entry > for city > > Surely on matchdays and for games like tonight there should just be > one > thread, having the whole front page of s*** like 'OH f***' and 'GOAL' is > proper annoying. thoughts? > > 8 paracetamol every hour until dawn. > will that do it? or must i take 'em all in one go? > shevchenko is f***ing s***. w***** c***. > > all at once will be quicker, 8 every hour may give you quite a > pleasant > high before you go out. > the result will more than likely be the same though > > a promise is a promise. > goodbye all. i never liked you anyway but i'm still sad to go. the > dippers have achieved something even glazer couldn't and pushed me > over the edge. f*** football. it's rock'nroll only from now on. > > Yes she's right 8 paracetamol will just get you high, a better way > would > be wait till the morning, go and stand in a post office queue in > Liverpool with a loaded shotgun making sure there are plenty of people > stood behind you. Now very carefully position the gun in your mouth, > pull the trigger, and blow your head clean off but also kill the self > pitying, granny stabbing c**** that are stood behind you cashing their > giro's..................job done > > Ok i'm going > to the shop to get some more beer, when i get back i expect to see > Milan > lifting the trophy and the granny stabbers all stood in tears singing > you'll never walk alone............am i right? > > want to laugh, but tears of sorrow/anger will flow out > > ....I am off on holiday in the morning, yet I can see the front > pages.... > > Gerrard lifting the cup > What a s*** season. > Sad, sad, sad > > Turn your television off now... > Do yourself a favour. Don't put yourselves through another 15 mins. We > already know the result. > > LIVERPOOL WIN THE EUROPEAN CUP ON PENALTIES. > Total inevitability. > Walk away from it. > > One good thing glazor might do.... > Create a European League........... The standard of the champions > champions league has gone. Porto last year, the scousers getting to the > final this year. European football needs taking to a new level. Too many > games against s*** sides on s*** pitches in s*** competitions are > ruining the game. Lets create a European league and say goodbye to clubs > like cITY and Bolton forever......... > > get ready for the scouse invasion!!! > we wont hear the f***ing last of it. > > Tyldesley! > Remember who you support, you c***, and calm down will you! > > The f***in' a***-licker is doin' my head in. YOUR UNITED FFS!! I know > you've got a job to do, but stop praising those w*****s > > Don't sound like a red to me sounds like a c*** > > He's getting worse. Firmly lodged up Gerrard's chocolate starfish > > SAVED > > beyond belief" > that just about sums it up for me > > How The f*** Did He Save That Twice! c***! > > Typical. > Got away with mistakes that should have been punished. Then does a > weak > Grobbelaar imitation. Why don't you throw some matches too you c***. Now > he's the big hero. > > last one out the country > ......please turn off the lights > > can we shut the forum down please > > cant believe it > f***ing that comeback makes 99 look s*** > > Milan ...... > Completely and utterly blew it. > Still it shows us up. We should have had at least 2 more European cups > but just haven't performed > > Our worst month ever > Chelsea, Arsenal, Glazer and now this - and I've got to play YNWA in > assembly at school tomorrow > > The Crowning Turd > What a f***ing s*** fortnight. > > We get bought by some f***ing little t*** who s***s all over our > history > and pride. > We get robbed of the FA Cup. > That bunch of t***s win the f***ing Champions League. > > There is no justice. > Goodnight... > > Didn't I f***ing tell you ? > Been saying it for weeks. Name on the trophy. It was ALWAYS going to > happen. > 77,78, 81 and 84 were bad, but this is the worst ever. > > Absolute murdering c****. > I just pity the poor f*****s who were sad enough to go out wearing > Milan > shirts tonight > > Well that's that > Now I'm gonna go find some rope and razor blades. > > Takes Fergie 12 years to win CL > and benetiz just 1.... > Il say it again, one european cup in his time is not f***ing good > enough. > > now know what they mean > When they say sick as a f***ing parrot > > Lemme get this straight... > 3rd in the league. > Lost the FA Cup final on penalties. > The murderers won the european cup, beating Juve, Milan and the > rentboys > along the way. > Taken over by a fat yank. > By far and away the s***test season in a long f***in while > > The only good thing is that the season's over > This has been the most horrible season I can remember in 31 years > watching United. > I'm just glad it has come to an end. I don't think anything could be > worse then the last few weeks. Absolutely f***ing sick. > > We should be bigger than slagging them off and calling them murdering > scum > > f*** off Tyldesley > Don't ever call yourself United again. Prick. > > Is this the ultimate nail in the coffin of the Champions League? > > Teams in recent years making finals such as the likes of Bayer > Leverkusen, Porto and now Liverpool. > Can this really still be seen as the top competition that it once was? > > Surely it is completely devalued now. > Roll on the European Super League! It's the future and whilst you > might > hate Glazer, he might make it happen. I like tournaments, but the winner > of a European Super League would have the ULTIMATE prize. > > another terrible thing about tonight > the magic of 99 has died > people will say this was more amazing than our two late goals > > and i nearly broke my foot kicking the f***ing door when alonso scored > his penalty > > For all those kissing their asses v chelski... > ... and said milan would do them in final, I think a very painful > lesson > learnt. > > I feel f***ing sick. > > ______________________________________________________________________ > _______ > > and there we leave you, the board was closed down at this stage, the > last messages of the night? FOOTBALL IS DEAD and f*** OFF > > a night never to be forgotten on the Red Issue Forum > >
