To the tune of scouser tommy Can i tell you a story of a poor team who were sent far away from there home, to live in the sticks of knowsley, were only the cattle do roam They were banished to a lower division Had no hope of seeing far foreign lands, the fans swarmed around in their hundreds, with their tesco bags in their hands Oh a battle it started next morning Over at aisle number 1 Oh those poor evertonian b******s where scrapping over the last currant bun As they lay on the aisles of the tesco ( of the Tesco) Knocking over the cakes and the bread and the bread!!! As they lay on the aisle of the tesco These where the last words they said " Oh we are the evertonians, Our ground is made of wood Were horrible bitter b******s cause we've never been that good. We support a team thats dressed in Blue Its a team that no-one knows. A team sponsored by tesco cause thats were we buy our clothes. 1,2 1,2,3 1,2,3,4 pound off