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Here's a song about a football team The greatest team you've ever seen A team that play total Football They've won the league, Europe and all. A Liverbird upon my chest We are the men, of Shankly's best A team that plays the Liverpool way And wins the championship in May With Kenny Dalglish on the ball He was the greatest of them all And Ian Rush, four goals or two Left Evertonians feeling blue A Liverbird upon my chest We are the men, of Shankly's best A team that plays the Liverpool way And wins the championship in May Now if you go down Goodison Way Hard luck stories you hear each day Theres not a trophy to be seen 'Cos Liverpool have swept them clean A Liverbird upon my chest We are the men, of Shankly's best A team that plays the Liverpool way And wins the championship in May Now on the glorious 10th of May There's laughing reds on Wembley Way We're full of smiles and joy and glee It's Everton 1 and Liverpool 3 A Liverbird upon my chest We are the men, of Shankly's best A team that plays the Liverpool way And wins the championship in May Now on the 20th of May We're laughing still on Wembley Way Those Evertonians feeling blue at Liverpool 3 and Everton 2 A Liverbird upon my chest We are the men, of Shankly's best A team that plays the Liverpool way And wins the championship in May And as we sang round Goodison Park With crying blues all in a nark They're probably crying still at Liverpool 5 and Everton 0. A Liverbird upon my chest We are the men, of Shankly's best A team that plays the Liverpool way And wins the championship in May We Remember them with pride Those mighty reds of Shankly's side And Kenny's boys of '88 There's never been a side so great.

the flute on hardman street

0870 2202345 this is the number to update your details. you will need your fan card number as well. they wont tell you if you have been successful or not or if they have already called on your original number. im s***ting a brick again, as i know i had a missed call at home but who ever called didnt leave a message on the machine.

have been told they are not leaving messages on answer phones etc so you need to get on the website and update details with your mobile number if your not at home etc. f***ing useless t***s

kevin pressman always had a stormer against us then would be s**** the next game and usually let in about 6 (and it was usually against man ure). god i hated him for always raising his game against us

being a four eyed sod at the time, the amount of times my glasses were knocked of my face and sent flying was plain stupid and i would then get batterd by my mum when i got back home...... (thank god for contacts). used to love the whole build upto the game in those days, meeting all my mates down alleerton road then getting down to the ground for about 11.30 (pre season ticket) to make sure you got in, then legging up the stairs at the flag pole side of the ground to make sure we got "our spot" just to the left of middle (which we would have got as we were in there by half one !!) then taking the piss out of each other until the game started. happy days indeed

me and my mate, season ticket holders for nearly 20 years both knocked back

the liverpoolfc.tv site is now saying that they will be announced this afternoon.

rafa's got six appeal

sylvester stallone

bloody hell was on the kop then in town in pogues after still singing, god my throats killing but its bloody brilliant !!! just walking round with a huge smile !!!

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some one needs to shove that trumpet somewhere so that he does have a ring of fire..................... c****

who gives a f*** about england. im scouse not english.

speaking of "our loveable" blue neighbours have a listen and laugh at this http://www.myspace.com/kenwrightsings

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f***ing disgrace

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thought he started off quiet then grew as the game went on, but one thing i noticed was the amount of headers he won!! has been mentioned loads hes a "ickle" one but it didnt seem to stop him getting up and meeting them.

'Barnesy_10' date='Feb 21 2007, 10:45' post='1661296'] speaking of which... did anyone save out the match thread they had from that game? I remember reading it a couple of months after the match and it was hilarious stuff! Someone must have saved it somewhere.... I hope! here you go.......................................... Carragher wrote: > THE GAME - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL > > THE CAST - LIVERPOOL, AC MILAN, CLIVE TYLDSLEY, MAN U RED ISSUE FANS > > THE SCENE - ISTANBUL, RED ISSUE FORUM > > SUPPORTING CAST - ROPES AND PARACETOMOL > > > > The atmosphere in the Manchester United Red Issue forum was electric. > After 54 seconds the first Manchester United fan had ejaculated after > Milan scored the quickest goal in Champions League History. Another > fan did the same, over his keyboard. It was going to be one hell of a > night. > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > ----------------------------------------------- > I've just c** > yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss > ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss > 1-0 > > get a tissue mate. > > Me too, over the keyboard, I had my c**k out when they got the > free-kick. > > So have I lets make it a multiple orgasm > > they're out of their f***in depth > these 90 minutes are gonna be beautiful > > they could be about four down already! they look like rabbits in > headlights... > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > -------------------------------- > > inevitably in all this excitement the Man U fans showed their true > colours and the murderers chants came to the fore. Heysel was thrown > about ad nauseum as the Mancs began to enjoy what was bound to be > Liverpool's demise. > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------------------------------------ > 'The countrys most emotional club'? > According to Clive Tyldesley anyway. More like the countrys most self > pitying bunch of murdering c****, > > with his lickarsing to the great "LOVEABLE CHEEKY SCOUSER" myth. they > are a shower of murdering whinging c****,and no-body in any media > dares to bring up Heysel.. scum. > > f***ing murdering scouse c****, f***ing f*** off you s***-eating > f*****s! > HATE HATE HATE THE b******s > > 4 cardboard european cups covered in tin foil ? > being shoved in our faces on every trip to anfailed for years, please > lord, if you're listening please don't make it 5. > > I've just had a b******ing off the missus for screaming abuse at Paul > O'grady and the scouse contestant on the weakest link, sporty spice, > ken dodd, jimmy tarbuck and ian rush have had every expletive known to > man hurled at 'em in the last 10 minutes,the tension is building. > > a vermin victory would sadly round off my worst month as a United > supporter in 22 years of match going, please lord if you're listening > don't let the unthinkable happen > > if they win tonight i think im gonna top myself > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---------------------------- > > > it was the first mention of suicide, one worried Man u fan declaring > seeing Liverpool win their FIFTH European Cup was worth killing > himself for. If death is the consequence of Liverpool making it a > FIFTH European Cup you sure as hell better make sure you have the > correct prayer line open to the right God. One United fan made sure > he did > > ______________________________________________________________________ > ________ Dont leave any bases uncovered. Tonight Im praying to God, > jesus, the Devil, Buddha, Allah, Zeus, Thor, Shiva, Sir Matt, Eric and > any other deity I can think off. FFS I dont even believe in any of > that s*** apart from Sir Matt and Eric > > They cant win, this has to be the silver lining in the worse month in > my life time supporting the shirts. > Forza Milano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > PS - I f***ing hate that big nosed t*** Thompson, I hope by 9.30 he is > crying with the rest of the workshy g*******s. > > On the radio they are practically sucking the c***s of every scum > supporter saying how great they are etc.Makes me sick,i don't think i > can stand watching the game > > Come on Milan, win for Christ's sake. > > They Think Its All Over IT Is NOW 2-0 > > Sign on, Sign on > You miserable scouse b******s!!!!! > > Could be 6 the way this is going > hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha > Back to obscurity for the scouse c**** with a great big slap in the > face. fan-f***ing-tastic. No nightmares liuke this next season as the > c**** won't be in it. haha > > I Love You God 3-0 > I now believe. > ha de f***ing ha ha ha > > we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we want 10 we > want 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > I shot my load before, I can only laugh like a loon now > > We'll be talking about this for years > We will never let them forget this night > > if it gets any higher.... > i might consider videoing the highlights and keeping them for a laugh > > ______________________________________________________________________ > ________ > > > HALF TIME and the Man United fans were in dreamland. It was to be the > greatest night, seeing Liverpool fail dismally, it would be the worst > defeat EVER. Some fans wanted a contact number for Ray Castle, that > could be difficult due to his untimely death from cancer many years ago. > It didnt matter though, Liverpool were about to get HAMMERED. Let the > half time celebrations get underway > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > __________ > > Anyone know the worst defeat in a E.C Final Could be a phone call to > Roy Castle tonight. > Scouse record breakers....... > > Milan 5 > Dippers 0 > 25th May 2005 > > Please. > > 5-0 would be f***ing brilliant 4 european cups and stuffed 5-0 that > would cheer me up no end > > Sky Sports News Cameras in liverpool pubs Brill - watch after match if > you haven't seen. And their pundit is f***ing McAteer who is gutted > and can hardly speak and wearing a black tie. > > They are going to get f***ing battered > > Are you watching Manchester?! > Yes we f***ing are.... > > f*** me am i watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Cant wait to go to work with > my Anfield season ticket holder mate tomorrow!!! > > will the scouse fans now go on the rampage after the game? > the italians will goad the f*** out of them and you just know the > murdering c**** will respond ,thay have got form yer know i can see > another five years ban coming on > > lets all register on the scouse forum !!! > ready for tonite when the murderers lose ,i know its classless but > f*** it they would do the same,so lets all register well in time and > then post yer username on here for us all to see. > keep the faith. > > Wouldn't it be better to post during the game, when nobody is on it? > Can you imagine them coming back to countless murderers threads? > > get fooking registering then lads > > A Minutes Silence > At all grounds at the 1st game of next season - poor poor dippers! > > ______________________________________________________________________ > _____ > > > 2ND HALF STARTS and the NIGHTMARE starts to become reality. Ropes and > Paracetomol deaths were about to get their airing - and poor Clive > Tyldsley was about to get a battering. It was about to be the perfect > end to a perfect season > > ______________________________________________________________________ > ________ > > what the f***!!!! > get the rope > > Oh Now f*** Off!!!! > The Dippin' b******s > > Oh f***ING HELL. > > it cannot happen, i've never been as nervous for non united match > before. > And some c*** keeps ringing me up with YNWA in the background. > i feel physically sick. > > FOR f***S SAKE > f***ING c**** > > for the love of god > > b******s > awwww sweet jesus > > No f***in Way > f*** off you Granny-Stabbing c**** > > Miss It > For f***s Sake > > Remember the dying animal.... > Never take the boot off its neck until the last breath. > > 0-3 is nothing to those stuffy c****. 2 dodgy pens and a last minute > OG... > > Keep calm yet. > > You utter b*****d. Cant believe what im f***ing seeing here. > > It can't happen > No way i just said on a other thread that i'am in a great mood now, OH > f***ING s***!! > Please someone tell me it cant happen? > > oh christ, you said it. > I cant believe my f***ing eyes!! > If them c**** win this that the be the iceing on the cake for a s*** > season!! > The worst in many years for us > > Now if those dirty scousers pull of a '99' > NO WAY A JUST GOD COULD ALLOW IT THOUGH > > Oh dear GOD, > what have i done to deserve this????? > > all our euro history > has now been overshadowed = like it or not. > > i hope the turks cut the c**** to shreds and they all f***ing die > horribloy thank you. > Please God don't make it 5 times > > get the f***ing rope!!! > i,m gonna do it > > I'm loading my shotgun as we speak....... > > You go for a piss > And then this happens. > > For f***'s sake. > I need to go now, but I'm too f***in scared > > Do what i do go in the garden and watch telly thru the patio window > > since the dippers got three..... > is it just me, or has this game got dull? extra time cometh > > They are gonna f***ing win it...I just know it........f***!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > Can't take this. f***ing hell. Please no > > nice to round off the season with a f***ing vermin cl victory. > not. > > Shevchenko to score... > Its in the script I swear. > > no, the script The Rise And Fall Of Manchester United undoubtedly > finishes with a liverpool european cup win and a back-door euro entry > for city > > Surely on matchdays and for games like tonight there should just be > one thread, having the whole front page of s*** like 'OH f***' and > 'GOAL' is proper annoying. thoughts? > > 8 paracetamol every hour until dawn. > will that do it? or must i take 'em all in one go? > shevchenko is f***ing s***. w***** c***. > > all at once will be quicker, 8 every hour may give you quite a > pleasant high before you go out. > the result will more than likely be the same though > > a promise is a promise. > goodbye all. i never liked you anyway but i'm still sad to go. > the dippers have achieved something even glazer couldn't and pushed me > over the edge. > f*** football. it's rock'nroll only from now on. > > Yes she's right 8 paracetamol will just get you high, a better way > would be wait till the morning, go and stand in a post office queue in > Liverpool with a loaded shotgun making sure there are plenty of people > stood behind you. Now very carefully position the gun in your mouth, > pull the trigger, and blow your head clean off but also kill the self > pitying, granny stabbing c**** that are stood behind you cashing their > giro's..................job done > > Ok i'm going > to the shop to get some more beer, when i get back i expect to see > Milan lifting the trophy and the granny stabbers all stood in tears > singing you'll never walk alone............am i right? > > want to laugh, but tears of sorrow/anger will flow out > > ....I am off on holiday in the morning, yet I can see the front > pages.... > > Gerrard lifting the cup > What a s*** season. > Sad, sad, sad > > Turn your television off now... > Do yourself a favour. Don't put yourselves through another 15 mins. > We already know the result. > > LIVERPOOL WIN THE EUROPEAN CUP ON PENALTIES. > Total inevitability. > Walk away from it. > > One good thing glazor might do.... > Create a European League........... The standard of the champions > champions league has gone. Porto last year, the scousers getting to > the final this year. European football needs taking to a new level. > Too many games against s*** sides on s*** pitches in s*** competitions > are ruining the game. Lets create a European league and say goodbye to > clubs like cITY and Bolton forever......... > > get ready for the scouse invasion!!! > we wont hear the f***ing last of it. > > Tyldesley! > Remember who you support, you c***, and calm down will you! > > The f***in' a***-licker is doin' my head in. YOUR UNITED FFS!! I know > you've got a job to do, but stop praising those w*****s > > Don't sound like a red to me sounds like a c*** > > He's getting worse. Firmly lodged up Gerrard's chocolate starfish > > SAVED > > beyond belief" > that just about sums it up for me > > How The f*** Did He Save That Twice! c***! > > Typical. > Got away with mistakes that should have been punished. Then does a > weak Grobbelaar imitation. Why don't you throw some matches too you > c***. Now he's the big hero. > > last one out the country > ......please turn off the lights > > can we shut the forum down please > > cant believe it > f***ing that comeback makes 99 look s*** > > Milan ...... > Completely and utterly blew it. > Still it shows us up. We should have had at least 2 more European cups > but just haven't performed > > Our worst month ever > Chelsea, Arsenal, Glazer and now this - and I've got to play YNWA in > assembly at school tomorrow > > The Crowning Turd > What a f***ing s*** fortnight. > > We get bought by some f***ing little t*** who s***s all over our > history and pride. > We get robbed of the FA Cup. > That bunch of t***s win the f***ing Champions League. > > There is no justice. > Goodnight... > > Didn't I f***ing tell you ? > Been saying it for weeks. Name on the trophy. It was ALWAYS going to > happen. > 77,78, 81 and 84 were bad, but this is the worst ever. > > Absolute murdering c****. > I just pity the poor f*****s who were sad enough to go out wearing > Milan shirts tonight > > Well that's that > Now I'm gonna go find some rope and razor blades. > > Takes Fergie 12 years to win CL > and benetiz just 1.... > Il say it again, one european cup in his time is not f***ing good > enough. > > now know what they mean > When they say sick as a f***ing parrot > > Lemme get this straight... > 3rd in the league. > Lost the FA Cup final on penalties. > The murderers won the european cup, beating Juve, Milan and the > rentboys along the way. > Taken over by a fat yank. > By far and away the s***test season in a long f***in while > > The only good thing is that the season's over This has been the most > horrible season I can remember in 31 years watching United. > I'm just glad it has come to an end. I don't think anything could be > worse then the last few weeks. Absolutely f***ing sick. > > We should be bigger than slagging them off and calling them murdering > scum > > f*** off Tyldesley > Don't ever call yourself United again. Prick. > > Is this the ultimate nail in the coffin of the Champions League? > > Teams in recent years making finals such as the likes of Bayer > Leverkusen, Porto and now Liverpool. > Can this really still be seen as the top competition that it once was? > > Surely it is completely devalued now. > Roll on the European Super League! It's the future and whilst you > might hate Glazer, he might make it happen. I like tournaments, but > the winner of a European Super League would have the ULTIMATE prize. > > another terrible thing about tonight > the magic of 99 has died > people will say this was more amazing than our two late goals > > and i nearly broke my foot kicking the f***ing door when alonso scored > his penalty > > For all those kissing their asses v chelski... > ... and said milan would do them in final, I think a very painful > lesson learnt. > > I feel f***ing sick. > > ______________________________________________________________________ > _______ > > and there we leave you, the board was closed down at this stage, the > last messages of the night? FOOTBALL IS DEAD and f*** OFF > > a night never to be forgotten on the Red Issue Forum > > > > > > > > > > > > OMFG that is the f***ing best post i have ever read on usenet. > get ready for the scouse invasion!!! > we wont hear the f***ing last of it.

any one know why bellamy has it in riise ?? .............................................