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MacAllistair should be vice. He's a guaranteed starter and so far has a good injury record. I like midfield Captains too.

Unreal aren't they. She took a dislike to my lads, her eyes followed him all over the shop, he shat himself. Then she flew under the stadium roof before landing on a falconry glove in the centre circle in front of 60000 fans. Brilliant.

The Crabtree? I went into a working man's club on Hammersmith Bridge to meet a Fulham supporter 'mate' of mine who wanted a lift home after the game, it was when we came back from 2-1 down in 2014, Coutinho and Gerrard broke their hearts, so much so my 'mate' fcked off home on the train the clunt. I was waiting for him in the club with my lad who was then 18 when a bearded hag started berating me in cockney about Suarez being a 'Fcking Vampire' and 'a dirty Spanish c***'. Her husband was looking at me with a pleading look in his eyes, neither he nor me fancied getting in a fight over her, in fact looking back we should have both taken her outside, given the old boot a good kicking and had a quiet pint back in the club. Nice walk to the ground though and the thing I remember most was the pyros which caused much fun and joviality apart from with the stewards.

Did you see Victoria in the club shop.

He does make things happen, I'll give him that, he can be a proper game changer.

Me too, never seen such obvious genius in one so young. It pissed cats and dogs that night, I've been drier in a swimming pool.

It would be EXACTLY the right thing to do. Hendo and Jurgen up first, a quick lap of honour then we do the 2025 version. United will be doing the same thing unfortunately, but on the bright side City fans and players will need counselling for years.

I have time yet.

Nice to get a 2pm kick off after the clocks have gone back. Won't be driving 200miles back in the pitch black with it pissing down with rain. It's a really unusual feel to this one, it should be one of the final scenes from a glorious play but it definitely has an edge to it, for me anyway. We need early goals, settle the nerves and spend the second half completely controlling possession. An early balls up could see us scrapping again, don't give the feckers an inch from the off, a win here and then Leicester should be the end and goodnight.

Don't you ever tire of telling the same tired old crap joke over and over?

Bailo knew this, the fcking fraud that he is.

It takes a rare talent that only people like Bailo have.

He was a geeky little twaat from the 60's, people who secretly hated their disappointing, under achieving spoiled offspring would often dress them up as The Milky Bar Kid to humiliate them at kids parties and the like

The only badge of honour you ever wore was on your Milky Bar Kid outfit when you were 5.

Jones has one of if not the best first touch in the team, that was absolutely diabolical and caused by lack of concentration.

What part of Norway will you be in, do you know? My DIL's dad is a Red and lives in Bergen,long shot I know but if you don't ask, he might know somewhere. Edit: I've just seen your original post, you'll have more chance of being eaten by a bear than find a boozer.

I'm glad we haven't got City in form and within six points of us. I'm relieved Arsenal are our only challengers and don't look like a threat themselves.

Both centre backs totally bullied, I've never seen that before, they got a nudge almost every time they went in for the ball and it worked every single time, shocking stuff and it spread.. If I hadn't seen from the PSG game that we still were capable of playing top notch elite football I'd be seriously worried. Salah has packed up at the moment and without him firing we're in big trouble. Amazing that the side so far away at the top of the league look ready for gutting.

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His Spurs goal is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm happy to keep him, he had a bad recovery this time but I think he's class when he's on it, Ask Everton,

Yes, especially as we have Djota and Diaz aka The Dream Boys.

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