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He will be starved of service from their ancient and placcy midfield, who would struggle to open up a can of peas

Torres and Rooney up front for the Mancs next season

I don't profess to know what is happening, nor do I think we will groundshare. But something tells me we would be using our new stadium now if we had agreed to groundshare at the beginning. Maybe its a case of holding out through the rough stuff and rejecting the easy alternative to achieve our goal. If so - for that at least you have got to respect the board.

You aught to be very proud of yourself

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Souness scans if you throw in an extra syllable i.e. Sou-ou-ness K.Y.artistic licence.S

The chorus is class

Good luck Didi lad. You will be remembered as a great pro and a Liverpool legend. Sad to see you go, especially to that footballing morgue. I rekon this is good news for our managers expectations for next season, he must have some exciting signings up his sleeve

Keep focussed Djibs. You'll be back as strong as ever. YNWA

The road is unadopted by the council. The residents keep it like that to keep the scals away in their lowered Novas with drainpipe exhausts

Nah the car matches the player. Stevie - Cool black Bentley Carra - Red Ferrari Crouchy - Full size coach with one seat Neville - picked up on the back of a rat bike

Careful Elisha = Alex KYPS

Nearly

Which is exactly my point. I'm sure the Argies were up in arms about MO "going over in the box", and then snigger at the thought of Madonna's handball. Tis ridiculous to argue.

Thanks - tea all over desk

...and you were doing so well up until this bit. Shame

You arent married are you?

Potter? Whitbread? Raven? The Echo (Bascombe) was reporting a mass clearout this summer at the weekend "does it count kids like whitbread, partridge, potter etc?" Yes the report did mention the reserves

There was a big thing about it last year on Sky Sports news. They were questioning the legality of reproducing them. The replicas were being made by a local lad who was interviewed outside the Kop, he was offering personalised engravings on them. Sorry don't have any details

According to a level 4 ref in our office. The turning point of the incident was the ref blowing for the foul on Eto'o. If he had waved play on, it would have been classed as one passage of play regardless of whether the goalie denied a clear goal scoring opportunity. In this circumstance the goal would have stood and the ref could have either booked Lehman for unsporting behaviour, or told him he was a lucky b*****d because two seconds earlier he would have walked. However because the ref blew for the foul without giving the advantage he had to send the goalie off for denying Eto'o a goal scoring opportunity. Simple really

Anyway back to topic. I think it was the Mancs who started "Champions League- ur avin a laff", they also sang "Who put the ball in the Arsenal goal?-half of f***in europe. I'm afraid this is my main reason for hating Mancs, they try to make themselves look good by pulling others down. Both them songs have come back to bite them on the a***. My point? Yes lets take the piss next season, but after that lets get on with winning the fecker again ourselves before taking the piss out of others.

Well said that man - biggest club game of the season ruined by what seemed a simple call

There's a Sheffireld Wednesday fan in our office- (Twot of the highest order) but aside from that, he says the footie mentality is totally different over there in the land of sheep. Apparently footie totally devides the city of Sheffield and there is a genuine hatred by and to each set of fans. He finds it amazing that there are fans of both Everton and LFC in the same families. This however is only aimed at the respective neighbours and he assures me that there is no particular malice towards Liverpool over there. Sounds like you were just unlucky to stumble into some prize bellends!!

You would bin Scott Carson

According to the Daily Express Pellegrino has also turned us down for the position. He wants to concentrate on his playing career with Alaves