Swansea come up. Play interesting football, give us their manager who goes on to be brilliant for us, buy Michu, bring Michael Laudrup into the country and win a league cup, impressing everyone and making friends. Cardiff. Change the colour of the kit, play dreadful football, sack the alehouse manager, buy that Scandinavian lad for billions, bring Solksjaer back into the country and make everyone think they are dreadful lads. Hopefully get relegated. The end.