JonShar

I didn't know Slapnuts was in Germany...

There was also a yellow card he gave to a Korean defender in the first half that was ridiculous - the Togo guy dived, that was obvious even before the replay was shown, and Poll was Johnny-on-the-spot. He's so crap.

Good god, it was just a rant about some stupid comments!

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Ha, I forgot about "OHHH BABY!" The funniest part of it was it was usually after the 1st commentator had already said his thoughts on the previous action, 20 seconds later the 2nd commentator fakes an orgasm. They did seem behind a couple of seconds didn't they? Still, better than a game I watched last year where they were ahead 10 seconds...guess it was a satellite thing, but I knew a goal was scored before it actually happened.

Sure thing. You should call ESPN and get yourself setup to do some commentary.

Oh yeah, almost forgot that b******s.

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Some gems from the Argentina - Ivory Coast game: "This was one of the most eagerly anticipated games on day 2 of the World Cup" - there were only 3 games played, idiots. After Ivory Coast scored: "And a game that Argentina have controlled has now turned 360 degrees" - first off mate nobody controlled that game, it was pretty sloppy - second, if it turned 360 degrees then that would put it right back to where it started from, idiot. Post-game wrapup: "Argentina are the best team we've seen in this World Cup" - erm, it was the 5th game, and they actually didn't look that outstanding at all. This is going to be a long and tedious World Cup unless I find my mute button...

But then again the team has one "heart", so maybe it's plural but addressing as a group makes it a heart rather than hearts.

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So he's no Igor then?

But she's already been taken to the hospital.

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Kind of unnecessary...

Best photo ever.

Sweet.

Like the way Carra kept calling Djibs "Sissy". On a sour note...fecking koptalk trying to take credit for the interview. Bellends.

My neighbours called the police twice, they thought I was killing someone in here. Tell you what, I've never run all the way around my house before. I did after that 35 yard piledriver from Gerrard, I'd already resigned myself to defeat. What a fecking game!

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