Ronnie Rosenthal's so called miss was in fact deliberate. A murderous gang of OAPs were actually holding his great Aunt hostage and wanted revenge in the form of humiliation. His great Aunt, by winning every crochet competition for the last two decades, was infuriating her elderly group so much that the only piece of mind they felt achievable would be to associate her family name with embarrassment. Since then, however, reclaimed footage of Ronnies miss has been reviewed and analised by specialists who confirm that during the actual match the ball crossed the line. On hearing this (and seeing the incredible smugness on the great Aunt's face), the entire group threw themselves onto their needles. A joint rememberance service is due next week, where Ronnie himself will be 'behind the bar'.