Maldini

Gonna have to go non-dom for a few months or he'll owe the taxman £10m. I'm sure his future in-laws have somewhere in Dubai or Marbella he can stay for a while.

I can't watch any of their stuff, it's so poorly produced it makes me cringe. The idea is right but their execution is awful

Linked with Mathys Tel a bit today, apparently he's decided to leave Bayern in the next couple of days. Could be a good opportunistic signing. It hasn't really worked out there but I think Kane has just hoovered up all the game time

Zielinski

Apparently Huijsen has a clause that activates in the summer. We should be all over him, he looks really special

We'd have to recall him to sell him, that option has passed https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/international/ben-doak-contract-clause-revealed-following-ps30m-rated-scotland-starlets-january-transfer-links-4954399

Nice goal from Doak last night, the recall clause has expired so he's with them for the season now https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFHnIwEhyck/?igsh=MXJrcjA3cHVldGplbw==

Alphonso Davies reportedly signing a new deal at Bayern.

Douglas Luiz would be great, I don't think he's suited to playing as an out and out 6 but what Slot is asking his 6 to do is very different to what Klopp used to. I don't think we're looking for a world class option anymore, we need someone who's flexible enough to play the 6 or 8 roles and is happy enough with playing 30 games a year as opposed to 50

He's a nasty Tory prick masquerading as a nice guy.

What are you basing this on? We've almost no action on which to judge him

Their transfers have been awful for the last five years, they can afford to spunk money up the wall though. Haaland, Alvarez and Dias are the only good players they've signed in the last 5 years. Look at the dross they've signed: Kovacic - £25m (29 at the time) Gvardiol - £78m (can't get a game at CB, can't defend) Doku - £55m (flatters to deceive) Nunes - £53m (what is he good at?) Kalvin Phillips - £42m (currently warming Ipswich's bench) Jack Grealish - £100m (0 goals, 0 assists in 2024) Nathan Ake - £40m (s***e) If we'd done even one of those transfers we'd still be paying the price for it now.

Yeah, you'd rather face those tricky mid-table teams at home though wouldn't you? I guess you'd rather have a 7-point-lead as well though Homes:

Our remaining aways are worrying me to be honest, I'm having a bit of a head wobble. Here they are compared to what Arsenal have left according to where they are in the league. They've a few tricky ones too to be fair. That game at Anfield on May 10th could be huge.

Isn't this what Klopp was pissed off about though? Players were being identified earlier but we weren't taking any risks on them. I remember Enzo Fernandez being mentioned as one we were interested in before he left Argentina

I think we're paying the price a bit for not rotating a bit more earlier in the season. A few lads look like they have heavy legs. I think it's time to get Jota back in the starting XI if only to spark something and let Diaz and Gakpo have a breather. You'd hope your £65m #9 might be a spark at some point but that ship might have sailed.

He has a really unconventional playing style doesn't he, I don't really know who you'd compare him to. He seems to play at a different rhythm to everyone around him but it really works. Every time I see him he's in the thick of it and making an impact.

Maybe, he's playing like his soul has left his body at the moment though

Sell Nunez, buy Kvaradona and use Diaz as a centre forward. Everyone's a winner apart from whoever buys Nunez.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEdpWEBtgAT/?igsh=ajFtaGM4Z2pleno2 He looks lost at sea here, like he needs a standing-8-count

Depending on which Spanish news outlet you want to believe Virgil is about to renew his contract or he has been offered to Madrid by his agent and they have rejected

He seemed like he was really highly rated a couple of years back but he had a disastrous loan to St. Pat's in Ireland and never really recovered

He's getting worse as well, this is why I was saying take the €50m if it's on offer because we will do well to get half of that if he puts another half season of this form on the record.

He genuinely might have made 4 or 5 separate errors in the lead up to their first. He looked dazed for most of the game