Kowt, Kowt. Put that joint out wash down your space cake with a bottle of stout Come on and score for liverpool now Come on and score for liverpool now There once was an ugly dutch striker who made poor Glen look a Tool Cause the only team, that he'd ever dreamed, Of leaving holland for was Liverpool Now he scores for the reds with header or a shot in front of a swaying Kop There once was an ugly dutch striker Who was uglier than Gordon Brown But Peter Beardlsey and iain dowie Make him feel better when he was down Now he scores for the reds with header or a shot in front of a swaying Kop