The fans keep on pleading,
"Buy us a forward,
It's more goalscorers we're needing"
Silly season's here,
With the rumors all fake,
Are we just fishin’ for hope,
Or actually landing some hake?
Here comes no fun,
Do-do-do-do,
But a transfer window,
Is no fishy pun.
Lyrics and music by chatgpt, me and some dead fella.
I'll get me coat.