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Thanks mam/Di. f*** off ye cheating Geordies.

My mam passed same week as Dirty Diana. Her second fight with cancer was not one she could win. So this year means I've been without her for as long as I had her, which is a tad poignant. Smash these lot, they're s***e etc would be nice.

Has Dudek signed yet?

Better call a meeting of the internet and tell them then. I'm all about copy and paste, me.

Paul Merson enters the chat. Only because Jamie Redknapp was distracted by a mirror.

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It was worth it for his desperate effort as the only player trying to stop Sancho scoring the other night then morphing into all of us to b****** Virgil into next year.

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Hope they come fourth. No offence to your pal.

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Biscuitboneditis or crisp-related osteoporosis.

Gerrard or Sarr? Or both.

That must be like City playing United like a fiddle with the alleged Ronaldo transfer. Get them all fluttering their undies about getting rid of the lumbering fool and just before the window blows turgidly shut, they announce some Sunday league defender from the Shetlands.

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Looks like it's coming from athletic article, Stavely knows Boehly, was invited by him. Geordies have eyes on four of the eight million players on Chelsea's books.

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Special FX are incredible these days.

Followed Barcelona since 81. We were there when the Euro Cup final was on and popped in to a bar to check on the score. It was rammed and these old lags, once they realised I was a Red, passed me through to the front so I could actually see the 14" b&w telly. They gave me a big cheer when I got there. Couldn't leave till half time so Dad used it as an excuse to get lagered up. Mam was not really impressed. Modern Barcelona has become everything they railed against. Worked with a socio around the time real Ronaldo arrived and he'd tell stories about financial shenanigans then but it was only stuff like Catalonian banks giving them basically interest free loans but remember he felt it was dishonourable as him and his mates had mortgages and all that at top whack. Hoped once Bartomeu got f***ed off they would pull their finger out. Clearly not. Defund modern football.

Hair looks a tad moist.

Won't all this mess with money stop Barcelona getting Silva ?

Supposedly Gabri has said he's off if 'Not much more than dodgy accounting' sign Silva.