Mate of mine used the phrase 'broccoli haircut' to describe the style male yoots are sporting.
Now I can't unthink his interpretation. Better than those muppets styling themselves as a bogan.
Again I know, speaking as a less than 'athletic fit', middle aged white knob with a bonce balder than a porn star's left b******, I should pipe down, but Harvey's haircut indeed needs working on.