Guy_Incognito

now now, it's Stevie's Grandma

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Don't you remember? We always said that the ball went over the line, it was Gallas who chose not to clear it away in time. Regards The Ministry of Truth

I'm a big fan of the way they go on about Gallas saying that he'd score an own goal or deliberately make mistakes, then they mention that he didn't want to play in the Semi Final against Liverpool, and as they mention it on Sky they show Gallas fecking up which leads to Garcia scoring the winner. The implication being - in my own little mind anyway - that he didn't want to play, they made him play and he fecked up on purpose, hence Liverpool were able to win. Funny how that was the only game he didn't want to play in last season, cos I would have thought that if he didn't want to play in that - one of the biggest of the season - then there'd be others that he wouldn't want to play in they could have mentioned.

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I've a '77 shirt signed by Rush, Dalglish, Keegan and Owen. That's the main reason I was gutted Owen left - only 3 fecking legends on it now, could've been 4. I actually hear that that was one of the main factors in his decision to go.

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I'll be there with my mate from work for one before and one after I think. Looking to get the 10.49 or 11.07 train if you're interested, big fella.

Someone stop him! He's using the mockers on us!

Paletta's injured, isn't he?

Good noise being made by our fans

I used to go to school with Rob Hulse. My mate Wash gave him a black eye. He had a very punchable face. And now he's fouling Jamie Carragher. That is all.

Nice of him to stick Carra at right back then, eh?

We were doing it for the season before that weren't we? I definitely remember doing it for quite a while at the Rent Boys EC Semi, to the Rafa La Bamba song before kick off.

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I know that if that was John Terry in that car park, there isn't a chance that Roberto would have chucked him his pipe of pringles.

There was a fella down in front of me (Main Stand) who had an Israel flag. He was waving it for a bit before kick off, and then I'm pretty sure he caught a smack. I couldn't get the clearest view of it, but the bizzies moved in and I think someone was taken out.

My bad self should be there. As should my dad's bad self.

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Did you manage to get through? Feck me it's been engaged all fecking day. My neck feels like it's gonna fall off from all the phone cradling I've done. Surely I can't just be so unlucky that I'm managing to ring just about constantly but still not get through just as someone's hanging up?