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I know we have this whinge every time tickets go on sale, but fecking hell its a nightmare. Purely engaged tone all morning then over the last half hour or so I've got through about 10 times to hear that message saying that I'm being charged, then just cutting me off. :dynamite:

I suppose he must be. When will Rafa learn?

He's allowed to play there today cos he'll probably be there for Ingurland midweek.

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From the Guardian about Colleen's book: - Reader, meet author Authors know that it pays to be nice to your publisher but the lovely Coleen McLoughlin, girlfriend of Wayne Rooney (and described by this very newspaper, according to Amazon.com, as "the leading style icon for young British women today"), raised the bar during an appearance to promote her new autobiography on GMTV the other day. Asked how it had come about, she began her reply: "HarperCollins, who wrote the book - they wrote Wayne's, as well..."

"someone on ynwa.tv has said that they're building underground train stations..."

He really didn't. We battered them at Anfield and they scored one belter from miles out and one right at the end on a counter attack. We just happened to play them right at the time when we couldn't score a fecking goal to save our lives. Much like now, in fact.

Are we just bandying that word around now?

"And at the same end, he's got one back!" First thing I thought about as well.

I'll take Valencia, then them to get kicked out and a bye to the semi, please.

You could go and do it now and be sacked and hailed a hero. And possibly arrested.

Anyone see that bit where the ball went into the Kop and they weren't giving it back, so Valdez turned to have a whinge at the ref about it? While his back was turned someone threw that inflatable beachball football from the Kop onto the pitch and there was a cheer, so Valdez turned back around thinking the ball was back. He did a proper double take when he saw the beach ball and was fuming. Pure comedy gold.

This is awful. I think it may be the worst since the Chelsea EC semi final

Can't argue with that recommendation. Are you the entire population or just a representative cross section...? Thanks very much everyone

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I'm visiting a mate down in Bristol for the weekend. He's not lived there long, and hasn't really been out there much, to the extent that he doesn't know where is decent to watch football - that and he's blueshi'te so watching football can't be too much fun for him. Anyway, anyone know where's decent to watch the game in town? Doesn't have to be full of reds, like, but just somewhere that'll be decent? Thanks in advance

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I'm taking my nervousness one game at a time at the moment. Saturday's got all my nerves occupied, and I can't afford to assign any more to anything else just yet.

I really do have a bad feeling about this game. They've been playing within themselves the last couple of games and still getting results. I really hope that we do the feckers. There's more resting on this game than the last few years or so that we've played them. I also hope that Placcy doesn't get booed in the same way that other clubs have been cos of his exploits in the World Cup and that we at least wait til he does something to warrant it - it should only take a couple of minutes anyway. A cheeky round of You Can Stick Your f***ing Sun Up Your a*** to fatboy wouldn't go amiss either. Remind everyone that we don't just hate him cos he's an ex blue who turned Manc, but also cos he's a fecking traitor to his city.

I was in the year above Rob Hulse at school and my mate, Wash, gave him a black eye once. He used to have a very punchable face. He was in the same year as Mark Cueto who plays Rugby. We need a Sheffield United/Sale Sharks legends spotting thread.

I saw a blue Lambo yesterday that looked like it was driven by Fabio Aurellio. Let's see someone come up with something less impressive than that

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Have you even for one second considered the affect on my fantasy team FFS

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"Not only does he [Riise] have to play alongside him [bellers], he must congratulate him when he scores" I can just see Johnny thinking "I wish I didn't have to do this"... This one?