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I think a reality TV programme should be made (a bit like Faking It) in which Rick has to fake it as a goalkeeping coach. (Queue someone sayign Rick has been faking it as CEO).

Post saying we're now thinking about Trabelsi instead of Alves.

Where do you work then and what client was it on? Sounds like you may be in a similar line of business to me.

Manchester United's Marketing Director (a similar role to Commercial Dircetor) left two weeks ago. I'd say it's likely to be them. Surprised whoever it is is advertising it. I;d have thought they'd just call a few headhunters.

Istanbul by a mile. Biggest game the club had played in twenty years. Losing to a team who had torn us to shreds. Being honest at helf time I said to my brother the best I was hoping for was that we would win the second half 1-0 or 2-1 and salvage a bit of pride. I feared we might end up on the end of a record loss at half time. But today was amazing too.

It looked to me like Pepe was actually waiting very very late before deciding which way to dive. You could tell on the Sheringham one where he didn't bother to dive that he'd been decieved but on the others he seemed to read it brilliantly. The penalty save from Zamoron was amazing. I like the way when he makes a mistake he doesn't let it bother him. I thought he was unlucky to be punished on the second goal and the third I didn't see as his fault - just a freak goal. The saves at the start of the second half were really important and the hand on the one heading for the top corner at the end was amazing. I also love the way he was very self critical at the end despite the penatly saves. Great keeper.

Lad who started speaking to me after I'd left the pub reckons Benitez only needs to replace two players to make us champions: Momo and Finnan.

Pennant every time for me. Not becuase he's cheaper or better but because Wright Phillips carried one enormous disdavantage. His dad - an utter idiot - will be commenting on us all the time. Can't stand that thought.

Those of you who got tickets for the Champions League Final - have you received them yet? I've not.

You jest but isn't that how Napoli signed Maradona?

Isn't Parry a Chartered Accountant

I've not really mastered this internet thing

To be fair I thought he looked a different player on the left. different player on the left.

Anyone seen the new Adidas ad? Two Spanish kids pick teams to play each other. First fan picks Cisse first pick. Unlike a Spanish Fan to do something so strange.

Will be on everywhere around that area.

If he signs for United or Chelsea it'll be a lot easier to pronounce.

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Met him a few times - goes to the same gym as me - great bloke.

Kendall really is an embarassment.

Make our interest in Diouf known so that we can all get excited about pairing him and Cisse upfront in a dram £24m partnership.

Two words: Ali Dia

I was under the impression that Rafa was thinking about someone else staying on.

Parry's a hypnotist too. Look into my tie Stevie and Rafa, you don't want to leave do you.

Lucky we got the one with aerial ability, touch and football brain - they don't go with age.

I just got two tickets to the Champions League Final. Come on Barcelona.