"Would Trent have been a better defender if I had coached him? Well, that's for others to debate. All I will say is that Paul McCartney was a second rate trumpet player until I showed him a few chords on a Framus Zenith and that turned out pretty okay. I still have that Zenith around here somewhere. No, it's not for sale, you gits. I enjoy being the trusted keeper of it and Macca always knows where it is if he fancies a go on it for old time's sake; an occurrence which is increasingly rare but ever special. One day it will be the last time and maybe that time has already unknowingly passed. Anyway, to absent friends!"