Cam

Google says 75 mins before kick-off.

Same time as the rest of the staff and players.

He'll get the p*ss ripped out of him on the shop floor on Monday morning.

To be fair it rarely goes in to the last weekend of April anyway; usually over for them in January.

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It's an achievement and it was a great team that could have done so much more. But c'mon, it's not like they won all 38 games. It's unique and they should be proud. But it pales in to insignificance compared to many other achievements laid down by teams (including other Arsenal sides).

I hate the guard of honour thing. It just seems very "American sports". I mean, I don't even know if they do it in America. But that makes it even worse: too American for America.

This has been in their DNA ever since the bizarre over-glorification of their so-called 'Unbeatables'.

"Raheem Sterling charging through the midfield! It's up for grabs now!! Oh wide".

Hope his bereaved family donate his Just For Men bottle mountain to Trossard.

They've got only 4 games left.

The Arsenal Palace draw was the worst case scenario for me. I hope David Raya's 'Turkey Teeth' become infected and drop out one by one so he looks like Albert Steptoe and even his own kids won't hug him.

Pretty sure a draw here means we only need two corners and a throw-in to win the title on Sunday.

What the hell is he doing!!!!!?

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Things I hear during sex.

Heheheheh.

Looks like Big Ange has rested a few from his team for tonight, probably with Sunday in mind. Get in there, you wonderful Aussie. (hopefully the inevitable heavy defeat tonight won't sap their confidence too much)

Are we absolutely sure he's not pregnant?

Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky V, Rocky Balboa.

Y'see, this is nice. But I guess the footballing gods are going to have to decide between me and Romario Junior.

Hmmm, can you get nice pandemics?

Hoping for a new pandemic and a short pause to the season.

C'mon Spurs, smash these sh*t feckers and give your lovely North London neighbours a boost. Do it for Sol. As I've said before, I can't be there 'cos I'm doing the London frigging Marathon. First marathon and will be lucky if I finish, so yeah, could be a gigantic & costly waste of time. 10:45am start time with kick-off 4:30pm, so still stuck in a hellish finish zone or en route back to the hotel and not even near a TV by the time kick-off comes around. Then no chance of the Premier Inn having Sky. Literally out of the loop until an hour after the final whistle. ST holder since '93. Thousands of hours wasted on dross. Thousands of hours wasted on false dawns and missing pieces. Thousands of hours wasted on near misses. Then that elusive title... but behind closed doors. Now this sh*tty scenario. This is the fixture I've feared for months. So I want the title won on Wednesday with an Arsenal loss. Or a Spurs miracle. Or at Stamford Bridge. Preferably versus Arsenal. It's guaranteed now so a couple of draws won't make a difference; it doesn't make me a bad person. Selfish? Yep. Should I want the fans to have their moment at home? Nope, I'm surrounded by pr*cks. Should I want the players to have their moment in front of the fans? Yep, but still. Probably 40 or 50 grand spent in three decades and the two highlights are a Tim Sherwood title and a Peter Ndluvu hat-trick. "Oh when the Spurs go marching in....". Sorry, not sorry.