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Just keeping them out of the G14 is enough for me at the moment...

I hope that Milan get relegated now and the Chavs realise if they waited they could have got him for £30M less

What'll we do tonite Aldo???? Same thing we try to do every night Dave try to get out of League One

What'cha think Jermaine Defoe so????

I don't think Richie Partridge after his season at Sheff Wed and subsequent release would have much to do with us this summer

Imagine the Chavs paying £34M for Chavchenko and one month later they could have got him for £5M

Well Philyburkhill nailed his colours to the mast in the comments on this one

I visited Heysel 4 days after our CL victory last year and it was the most surreal and moving thing I've ever witnessed. It was a shamful day 21 years ago. I pray we never see the like again. RIP the 39 YNWA

I know what you mean but I bet the rest of the team were glad he could still swing his leg after 10 months motoring around... He is the club captain and he sets the example that most of them are willing to follow. I think the team spirit is strong enough to avoid this becoming an issue

As far as I can remember UEFA have the copyright on the trophy... So any club that wins it only gets a replica of the trophy that is 20% smaller than the original... Of course we've got one full size one

Gerrard is the most remarkable and most marketable player we have. I don't have a problem with it no more than calling the 2001 final the Owen Final... If Stanley Matthews can have a final called after him (that he never even scored in ) then why can't Gerrard

Maybe I should bring the wedding forward a day.............. Oh God no... I think it would be best put it out 365 days (note 2008 is a leap year)

I'm getting married tomorrow next year... This Benitez Day will be the best way to help me remember my anniversary in years to come

This thread is going to become very silly indeed

Well Dalglish did sign David Speedie and Jimmy Carter before he left!

Anyone care to count them up so far???

If I'm not mistaken Ronan Tynan is an Irish guy who won some Irish TV talent show about 12 years ago before the advent of pop idol or any of that nonsense. He does have a great voice and is a popular tenor in these parts. If I recall correctly too he sang some song that was central to the rememberance services for the 9/11 attacks. I've seen him sing YWNA on television and he does a super job... I would have no objection to him singing it at Anfield becuase he certainly does the song justice.

In the G14??? Least we know the Chavs aren't sniffing

No the murmer was there before

Supposedly Rafa's no.1 summer target and Kuyt no.2 for the two striker roles.. where else would ya put it?

Rogerio Ceni has won games for Sao Paulo single handedly

I do. I hate the c***...... mainly cos of his blatant negativity towards us when we're being screened... But I'm having the last laugh

Shocking record in the Lancashire League !!!!

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