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You make him sound like Dirk Kuyt (obviously except for the good on the ground and air and good first touch bit)

Is he the prem league maanger caught in a brothel?

Our away support was great on Sat

The Inland Revenues most wanted, Harry, would be mad not to play Crouch the way we've been defending this season so maybe The Greek will play again as he was solid in the air on Saturday

Sorry for bringing this up top again Anyone know if it's possible to contact the club for the pictures taken on this visit. We were there for the xmas with our 13 month old lad. He was too sick (maybe too frightened to meet Skrtel in truth) that only I got my double chinned mug into a pic. I did bring Kuyt into the room to meet him telling him we've styled the childs hair like his. Both have white dishevelled heads of hair (our lads mostly due to the state he was in at the time) and he promptly smacked Dirk in the chops! The flippin shame of it. Dirk was good though and said he has "3 kids himself and knows what it is like". I tried to laugh it off saying "at least you're not the diving kind".... and flipping N'gog stood behind us! I for one appreciated this visit and the buzz I got was only a fraction of the healing the kids got from it. All kids in there got to meet some team members as they split up in groups of 5. The blues****s visit but only hit a few wards as one group. Great hospital by the way and the lad is 100% again

Can I just ask you wise old heads for clarification... Are not all frees from your own half indirect? Or is that just a rule from when we played with jumpers for goalposts

Someone had their iphone handy

How bad???.... Another potential 180 mins on the road to match fitness.... He only got 60 against citeh reserves last week

And we all know what happened the first time he hit you with a shot

Rem the time Robbie got the peno against Arsenal and he told the ref the keeper never touched him. I know he missed the peno and McAteer scored the follow up but..... no. 1 I don't think in the situation he should have taken the peno and no.2 I couldn't help feeling annoyed despite his honesty cos it was though he was more worried of the wider implications of his reputation being tarnished rather than trying to right a wrong. If he was being really honest he would have rolled it to Seaman. Anyway it's all fairly irrelevent now. We needed the points and it was the refs error not Robbies. The one issue I take with penalties though is most are avoidable from the strikers point of view. Most strikers seem to break their stride or hang a leg with the specific intention of getting knocked against. Most strikers are quick enough and agile enough to glide away from contact but beg for it to happen

nowt wrong with what they did. I would expect we'd do the same..... although without the club statements etc asking everyone to acknowledge how clever we are

Luther Blissett??? Competition from AC Milan though

£2M fees agreed between Hamilton and both Wigan and Wolves for James McCarthy.... Surely worth a punt at that price!

Fight the good fight John.

I got posted a new Sky card today and I got LFC.tv when swapped it for the old