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It's a no brainer because it is a player the manager has dressed down in public who clearly wants to leave and doesn't fit in our plans. £12m is plenty in that situation.

f*** that, I'm getting completely carried away on just how f***ing good Coutinho is, so good that Suarez leaving wont doom us to another season of mid-table obscurity, rather it will be the impetus for Dan and Phil to tear defences to ribbons.

Fair does

Don't you find this sort of thing a touch ironic given your username?

I just thought I would ask the question straight out as you do defend them a lot, so I wondered.

Ban Rory for 2 months

Alonso is a s*** example, you may as well have said Torres. United were sniffing round both when we signed them. Hyppia and Reina would be better examples.

The fact that we are not being linked with Ashley f***ing Williams this summer is a massive relief.

I appreciate these people are tied to their homes but surely there are nicer places within a mile that they could live? If money is not an object then surely this must be manageable. f*** it, if they pay me £100K a year, I will get it sorted. I will talk to all of the residents and find out what drives them and get it sorted.

Do work for the club or are in some other way connected to FSG?

Didn't he manage us in the Euros !!!!!!! No wonder we were so s***, he wasn't even focussing on it he was already thinking about Brazil, cheers Roy.

I thought it was a dreadful result for England, Poland drawing was good news but we have to go away to Ukraine and we know all about Roy's away record!!!! For me Ukraine are now favourites to win the group. San Marino twice to come and everyone else at home.

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It doesn't in any way shape or form, like you say, it's actually touting in itself as they get £67 for a £50 ticket. Hence why the line at the bottom tickled me. I don't mind that aspect as it completely transparent, I knew that I was getting ripped off at the time of the transaction, no different to ticketmaster et al. What is galling is that there is an arbitrary cut-off date agreed internally by the club that is not published at the time that you use the scheme. It certainly didn't say 'Get £33 of your 2014/15 season ticket by selling your ticket back today'

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That's my interpretation of it. The £17 covers their admin fees obviously.

Full price, it just goes into the pot of general sale tickets. The logistics of me getting my ST to someone who wanted to go to the game and who I trusted enough to give it back after the game. From the offal http://www.liverpoolfc.com/tickets/ticket-exchange, I love the help us beat touts line Season Ticket holders - earn credits for your unused tickets! There will be times when you cannot make it to a Barclays Premier League home match, due to holidays or other commitments. If so, don't let your seat go empty and lose out on the opportunity to receive credit against the cost of your Season Ticket next summer. Use the online Ticket Exchange service to release your ticket. You can use this service as many times as you want during the season. The released ticket will be made available to Official Members to purchase once all of the Club's allocation is sold. Season Ticket holders who successfully resell their Season Ticket seat will have their Season Ticket Members Card deactivated for that match only. You can put your Season Ticket into the Ticket Exchange once the game is advertised on the online ticketing system right up until kick off (Adult/Junior combined Season Tickets must be returned as a pair of tickets) So, even if you can’t make it to the match at short notice, you may still have the opportunity to receive credits against the cost of your 2014/15 Season Ticket. You can check online if your ticket has been sold at anytime before the match. If it has not been sold and you decide you would like to attend the match you can do so by re-booking your ticket. Your Season Ticket Members Card will then be re-activated for that match. If your ticket has been sold and you decide you would like to attend the match you will need to purchase a paper ticket (if available) at full price. Your Season Ticket Members Card will not be reactivated. However you will receive credit against the cost of your Season Ticket at the Buyback amount. The credit value of the ticket sold (actual credit amounts are outlined below) will be held in your Season Ticket holder's online account until the end of the season and then deducted from the Season Ticket renewal price for the following season. HELP US BEAT TOUTS - This is the only official service to exchange tickets and aims to reduce the ticket touting too.

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Time constraints, logistics of getting the ticket to an interested party. My mate knows two or three who will take most that he can't make, the ones I knew have stopped going so when it got to 10 days before the game it just seemed the easiest thing for a one off. Wont be doing it again for obvious reasons. Indeed I shat myself then as I thought I'd posted some personal details up by accident!!!!!

You'd be quids in then. They are getting the ticket at face value so no difference to them (better spec perhaps), it's win win for Ayre though as if they don't sell it they don't give you anything at all.

That part they are up front about. You get £33 back if they sell your £50 ticket to somebody else. It's harsh but at least they are up front about that bit. Like a s*** ebay really.

No she said the ticketing strategy board decided the cut off date. I enquired if these were the same people who decided to bring forward the renewal date. She confirmed this to be true.

Thank f*** for that, I was worried Suarez would stay and we would have one fit striker (Borini) for the first two months.

It was actually Lousie and she was very helpful in a 'not giving a f***ing inch' way.