and he'd have loaned Gakpo to Villa, sold Mo to Arsenal and bought in Jean-Michel Jarre to play in midfield (or maybe he would just have monitored him).
Perfect team line up, rest a load ahead of Wednesday, get some minutes into the legs of those that are in need of them and some experience for the up-and-coming start of the future.
He’d rather that than if you had spat at him, you could have a backup plan of breaking his legs thereby putting him in a chair for six months and he’d probably have thanked you.
I reckon he’s actually a closet red.
There’s no other reason he’d be driving them into the dirt like this, calling them the worst team ever and laughing at them.
The man has an LFC duvet set at home back in Portugal I reckon.