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  1. Jonesy
    He he the trip was planned a while ago. I was a bit gutted when I read the news on Friday. But then when I saw him in the flesh on Saturday! Swoon
  2. Jonesy
    Ticket now gone sorry.
  3. Jonesy
    Anyone need a ticket for tomorrow? I'm in Leverkusen and won't be back in time. Some game that today. They bloody love him.
  4. Jonesy
    He's on the £20 bags off Fowler.
  5. Jonesy
    Well this aged well
  6. Jonesy
    They are the youngsters!
  7. Jonesy
    Beejam..... You've been gone too long Lidney! I had to look them up to be sure...defunct since 1989!
  8. Jonesy
    Strictly Astro.... Although I did play indoor the week before it happened for the first time in years. Anyway enough about my middle aged injury woes
  9. Jonesy
    I was playing 3 times a week. Sometimes 4. I was just amazed that after reading up about it that it happened sooner. I also had a mild tear in my hamstring 3 months that! The first two long term injuries I've had. Like an oap Luiz Suárez!
  10. Jonesy
    He's been In The Arkles for a good few hours beforehand
  11. Jonesy
    I tore my achilies in January. I'm still not back at it! I'm 'kin amazed it happened in my 50s! The Peter bedpan of 6a side, me!
  12. Jonesy
    No dafty it's wotsits face, ya know him off the telly.
  13. Jonesy
    No, that's his real name but he changed it to Harvey once he realised supernoodles was a brand name and he'd never be able to compete in world of socials.
  14. Jonesy
    Pfft! Get on my bus to Winsville! We're winning today! 'Ave it.
  15. Jonesy
    Read that as bukkake at first, second, third and fourth time of reading.
  16. Jonesy
    I wish I didn't!
  17. Jonesy
    It's what The Matrix should've been.
  18. Jonesy
    Best just go to the match then and sack the other stuff off just in case.
  19. Jonesy
    Just say that would be an ecumenical matter, and leace it at that.
  20. Jonesy
    I am currently sat on my balcony in Puerto de Mogán with my old chap out! No f***s given! Landed at 3pm got the hire car sorted. Waiting out side for the fella to turn up the keys. I've Jonesy tv whirring away on my phone. He turns up just as we score. I'm up off and out the driver seat running up and down the pavement. Shouting Darwin Nunez you f***ing superstar! He's looking at me like I need a medical intervention. Mrs J disowned me Uttering something like grow up you stupid t***!
  21. Jonesy
    Money well spent hiring Louie Spence to choreograph the goal celebrations. And goal, cha cha cha and slide and jump, cha cha cha!
  22. Jonesy
    I'm getting The Fast Show's Indecisive Dave vibes here!
  23. Jonesy
    We'd only end up kicking the s*** out of the local morris dancers
  24. Jonesy
    The age of forumites now I'd say more like Werthers Originals.
  25. Jonesy
    He's not at a big club you dafty! It's just a really wadded small club

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