Jonesy

I shall be in the Oakie for about 12.45 to watch the battle of the W@nks. I haven't worked out my betting strategy yet.

I do that all the time. Funniest one to date was after the 1st day of the Ashes. There was Jon Hall, Anny Road, Charlie Clown, Sapho, myself and a few other whose names escape me. We'd been drinking all day at the match and made our way back to a bar in Chorlton. We sat on the terrace and songs started up. How we never got a kick in I'll never know. The landlord came out and told us to pipe down as he was applying for a late licence and didn't what to upset the residents in the surrounding area. I said "Oh aye sorry about that....we'll tone it down." The minute his back was turned we were off again. He gave it two minutes then he shut the doors on us. Some people eh!?

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I just remember going for a pish just after about 35 mins. Well I had been drinking for two days on the bounce. I get to the bog and hear a cheer. Too low to be our lot. My heart sank. I make way back down the steps back to my seat...not paying any attention to the game (busy looking at the steps soI didn't fall over.....still pished see.) Halfway down another cheer goes up. Fookin hell 3-0. I turn and go back up the steps to get a drink from the smallest drinks stand in the world. Proceed to rob said drinks stand of a couple of cokes and a couple of bags of nuts. There was a massive queue and I was thirsty. Then I had the misfortune of bumping into Anny Road. That certainly changed the evening. Anny : WTF are you doing here. Get back in there and fooking sing yer heart out. That's the only thing left to do now. I've not come all this way for nothing. So I went and had a quick chat with RP and Andy Mac and then went back to my seat. The rest is history. Next time I saw the three of them we were all bouncing up and down like demented idiots. 5 FOOKIN TIMES. YEEE HAAA YER FECKIN DANCER. That bus journey back into Instanbul took forever....but do you know what?...... That was the best bus journey I have ever been on.

Surely just for being called Anny Road would be enough.....

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they do indeed. sorry I was only going off what the said on the radio. I listened to juggler aftwards ....thought he might drop one

I didn't mean for that to come across the way it did. I meant it to read 'I couldn't give a stuff if they got one or not either.' no harm done

I couldn't give a shiney s****. I was just interested in hearing the views of the twots that were on the show.

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thought he'd gone Africa for the ANC ??

and all my tables only have four legs......still nowt wrong with a 5th leg I suppose...it gives us possibilities

African National Congress? Politics eh....no wonder he's so good at lying.

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is right. Mali didn't qualify.

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