Poor lad only started doing it in case the footie thing didn't work out. Bit like Jesus and son of god thing. I mean he's a carpenter first and foremost, right?
Me, Murph and Slappy got an uber. We made the fellas day. Armenian chap. He ws so excited not have Parisians in his motor. He went as far to say as they dead behind the eyes and have no soul!
I gave him a €10 tip for that comment.