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Jonesy

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  1. Schmoke and a pancake
  2. Trophies appear closer than they are.
  3. I'll be bald Get to the Chopper, Harris. Come with me if you want to win. Hash ta la vista baby! We absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
  4. A hat, a hat, a hat a hat a hat!
  5. I really don't know what her problem is? It's not like it was her eye my balls were on! Pft
  6. Yeah booked a holiday without checking the date. Took my balls off the eye! I was giving too much thought to what might going on in May.
  7. I've done it and I can't even go! Ticket is spoken for if I do get one.
  8. Contractual obligations with Nike. Would be my guess.
  9. If he has 9 years lke Paisley, he'll have done alright!
  10. Just back from the match. That was a lorra lorra fun.
  11. BetVictor Moses TM
  12. Not applicable in this case unless your suggesting Hassony is a eunoch as well as a double bagger!
  13. You know Hassony is a double bagger right?
  14. I used to do this but it was costing me a fortune in cocaine trying to keep up with him.
  15. We don't need to win it though. We just need to control it. 10 wins sees us home from here. But the last derby at woodison.... Let's just go out and batter them.
  16. i celebrated with a w***, also not euphemism. I'm also not allowed on the 86 to Chorlton anymore as a result.
  17. I hope so. I've not been shoot straight for years
  18. I'm not really arsed. It's an entertaining game.
  19. It just needed a 'hawk tuah' at the end.
  20. Hehe I know writer for it now. In fact I'm going to ask her, how I can finally be in an episode in the rovers, and put this I was in corrie thing to bed once and for all!
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