Jonesy

Put whoever did the charity shield thread in charge. We were good that day. Don't make us play at Leicester though.

Already ahead of the game!

Too many broken Teun Koopmeiners in the world There's too many, dreams can be broken in two Too many broken Teun Koopmeiners in the world So I won't give up the fight for you

Going to reach out and Gnabry ya!

He's the frogs spawn of Satan.

Put the lid back on the egg nog there's a good chap. The nurse will be along shortly to change your sheets

And Riedle.... Pfft

From a small town boy. Relax! It's the power of love.

They've got the same agent!

He knows... Something we don't

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It's funny how we remember things as time passes. It probably wasn't even him on the bus!

I'll never forget the look on his face on the bus from the Ataturk stadium back into Istanbul in 2005. The bus was packed, Anny Roads voice was the only thing to be heard. People were in shock and shattered from the whole experience. It was still hot, humid and the smell of bus engine fumes filled the air, as we were stood still on whatever that road was back into town. The bus was packed. He had his own little spot close to a quarter pane window that was ajar. He was just stood there letting what little breeze there was dance across his little smiley face. I say little. He was grinning from ear to ear. Partly cos he was by the open window, partly cos he was stood next to some Milan fans who were even more shell shocked than us and partly as it had dawned on him he'd just witnessed the greatest final in the history of the competition. I wish I'd taken picture... But camera phones were still a bit s*** back then and Will was at the back of the bus taking pictures of its ceiling probably!

Any spares for this? S'only 30 mins from my gaff.

You should be so lucky

He's behind you!

Let's see what this new lad Keita is all about then....

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If it was in your eye it might be caused by stress. If it was in your c**k, your undies are either too tight or on back to front. Well that was case for me

Can't imagine you ever having a light bulb moment. You're more fanny by gaslight without the fanny

They all bloody look the same.... Footballers with beards like

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