Jonesy

I watched it on Stan Sports. Andy Townsend with some other fella. They weren't bad Mark Bosnich at half time though He's not aged well. Looked and sounded like he'd been on it, which considering it was first thing in the morning in Oz was some going!

it was defo Nunez, but f*** him. He made a massive play to the referee, saw that ref wasn't arsed so then stropped off the pitch and acted like he'd been shot!

I wouldn't want a game a slaps with him thats for sure.

Hyypia treated like a dog

Betamax v VHS....

That's how it normally starts....

Never go back. Yeah it'll be great for first few weeks. The sex will be amazing, and before you know it you've been arrested for masturbating in public whilst attempting an Ollie outside Poundstretcher.

Jean-Michel Ferri across the Mersey

Shirley, it's Bodie and Doyle. The Professionals

We're never getting four centre backs to replace Nat Phillips!

Schmoke and a pancake

Trophies appear closer than they are.

I'll be bald Get to the Chopper, Harris. Come with me if you want to win. Hash ta la vista baby! We absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

A hat, a hat, a hat a hat a hat!

We dress up as you.