Jonesy

Schmoke and a pancake

Trophies appear closer than they are.

I'll be bald Get to the Chopper, Harris. Come with me if you want to win. Hash ta la vista baby! We absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

A hat, a hat, a hat a hat a hat!

We dress up as you.

I really don't know what her problem is? It's not like it was her eye my balls were on! Pft

Yeah booked a holiday without checking the date. Took my balls off the eye! I was giving too much thought to what might going on in May.

I've done it and I can't even go! Ticket is spoken for if I do get one.

Contractual obligations with Nike. Would be my guess.

If he has 9 years lke Paisley, he'll have done alright!

Just back from the match. That was a lorra lorra fun.

BetVictor Moses TM

Not applicable in this case unless your suggesting Hassony is a eunoch as well as a double bagger!

You know Hassony is a double bagger right?

I used to do this but it was costing me a fortune in cocaine trying to keep up with him.