Ombudsam

He said that Konate would get injured less in a different style and I told him he was talking b****x. He was right. I was wrong

Huijsen wouldn’t be Konate’s replacement would he? He’d be Van Dijk’s in the long term

No Romario! Can’t you see? This is what they want.

If the police call then none of us have plausible deniability of witnessing this murder.

Sorry mate. I was wrong on the Internet. I promise this has never happened to me before. Unlike premature ejaculation!!!!!!

This is great news. If Virg gets done too then there is soooooooooo much less to do in the summer and we can really build.

High jinks to ensue

I’ve had to look him up. He was born 21st of Feb like me and died the year I was born. I wonder if my birth in some way released him. Incredible stuff when you think about it.

Just don’t add him to our WhatsApp group about bombing RAWK

To be honest this had just become the spin that loads who are saying Slot could have managed the squad to a better position if only he listened to them, are coming up with. It’s easier to pretend the is the riposte than be like “Ahhh maybe this was the best way to manage the squad given where we got to even though I thought otherwise”

Reads like Mel Reddy

As in announce his new contract

Explain this photo of you then

That’s cool. I get how you feel too. You don’t have to have the same emotional reaction as Cam.

I get this to be fair. Doesn’t mean I would change anything but I do get it.

Yeah! I think Jones is fantastic. I wish he thought he was less fantastic sometimes and though.

The argument isn’t that you can’t criticise a manager. It’s “Do you Poster A really think that if Slot had listened to you or you were in charge of this squad that you could have done better than where we are (11 points clear with 7 to go) because you would have played Endo and Harvey more at just the right points? Furthermore do you think that with you being the fyds to Slot’s Fagan, that this squad could have been guided to multiple trophy wins having lived the reality of last year and 3 years ago when we went for it and came away with nothing that we would swap this position for?” If the answer is “yes” then just state that boldly and people will draw their conclusions on Poster A’s rating of Poster A’s knowledge, ability and reality appreciation.

These f***ing dads man!

Not if he couldn’t eat and rest right

What a talent! What a waste.

We’ve literally run the “challenging for four competions” to quote Guardiola,“TWICE!!!!!” hyper mega recently. This is the the mostest efficientest use of a squad ever.

pesky slot loather

I’ll fight you if you accuse Slot of underusing the alphabet

You can’t underuse this squad to an 11 point led with 7 games to go. Who’s squad do you think we have. I wanted to have a flourish at the end and say “If anything it’s the opposite of under using” but that doesn’t work and I can’t say “He’s used the squad”. That’s rubbish. This is wrecking my head

It’s an overspill of 20 years rage of never knowing what “psl” stood for. I’m surprised I have gone all Falling Down before now