Maharajkumar of Vizianagram

Very good for kid, no? He was like 17.

Endo's name already sounds like a nickname. So does "Jota". Someone talented and knowledgeable could probably put together a Liverpool XI of people whose names sound like nicknames. So not me, obviously.

Yeah I was hoping Bajcetic would turn into a defensive midfield Harvey Elliot type figure, playing a decent number of games and contributing. Hopefully he still does.

Accurate reply tbh

Yeah it made it more of a lottery than it would have been

It could have been worse

It was gonna happen. Still time for a third though (for us)

Starring Hugh Grant and Andie MacDowell?

Now don't f*** this up lads

Arne's a f***ing tactical savant. He's probably already mapped out a revised plan for their destruction and is explaining how it would work using a variety of gestures and visual aids. Let's go and break their spirit

Yeah tbf, I got a bit carried away thinking we'd smash them like a pinata

The weather has been an equalising force. Also we've defended like a team that has a hangover

hahaha what a f***ing d****ead Ok, no more chances like that please chaps

This has already been 0-0 longer than I like to see. f***ing smash these c****

Let's f***ing smash these c**** to smithereens. Can't wait til Sunday Is this rumoured somewhere or wishful thinking?