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Lallana signs 2 month deal with England. Buy out clause of £20mil if fail to make KO rounds.

Problem with Camp & Furnace is it's a stretch away from everything else. Tell her to go to somewhere more central. Anywhere, really.

f*** it. f*** them.

Today was a dreadful day for us. I'll still be feeling this come Friday after work. 11 games won in a row, you lose one and there's a huge possibility you could be out of it. EPL not the best league in the world? f*** right off.

Congrats on your decision victory against Glover Teixeira last night

Anyone seen the David Moyes statue from PaddyPower? Or was that from another day? lol

It happened, boys haha

Some brilliant scenes last night. The Chelsea players were staying in Formby Hall resort and it was infiltrated with reds, armed with flares, chanting songs and abuse at them from the car park at gone midnight. Myself and Clay Davis went down but got followed by the police until we left. Haha, here's hoping they're sleeping patterns are ruined and turn up groggy today.

It's utter f***ing madness that you think he's consistent. How many times does he have to f*** up the scoreline by needlessly coming out of his box to act as a sweeper? HE'S DODGY!!!

Lloris = Dodgy Begovic = The answer to our problems …and if you think Lloris is better than de Gea you've had one too many gary's.

Better than Jones, fella

Everton now lad, he know's a lot of our scouts though from the circuit and that.

Fabulous

Simon, obviously. Paul Robinson, my gf's dad is a first team scout. It's not definite but the club have been to look at him. He's a sound shout for a second choice.

Keeper: Out - Jones In - Robinson (Credible scouting source) Defence: Out - Johnson, Enrique, Coates (ffs keep Agger) In's - Schmelzer, Wisdom, Subotic (Can't really think of anyone else for CB and I know f*** all about Rojo - Subotic is probs too expensive as well) Midfield: Out - Moses, Alberto, Assaidi In's - Hughes, Rakitic, Sandro (injury record is a worry, mind) Forwards: Out - Borini (Not good enough, sorry), Aspas In's - Lallana, Volland, Suso In an ideal world we'd have a new first choice keeper but I know that's probs not going to happen.