Elephant Stone

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I'm lost for words when it comes to him...

There's no way on this earth he'll still be a Liverpool player by the start of the season.

There's a great big picture of his mush in every Greggs in Liverpool with a warning not to serve him.

Hehe look at the way Aquilani glides through them there poles...whereas Joe cole looks like he's about to eat one with his tongue wagging.

That's not funny...

Kinell, sounds like I didn't miss anything.

Judging by how he's played for you lot since signing you're probably right fella.

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that's his really deep concentration face,

Good footballer him. As good as a new signing if he stays fit and see the best out of him.

I feel a deep rivalry with you lot as well...though I accept that's different in nature. Years of going to the football and watching their lot bounce around doing aeroplane impressions might have something to do with it I would suppose. That coupled with most of my weekends being spent in Manchester not London. Get sick of hearing 'we're the only team to come from Manchester' b******s n all. hehe Some of the gossip column stuff is barmy... I can't believe folk get paid to write this s****.

This.

Quite right too. As do most players in the premiership. If you want to clean up player behaviour it goes across the board.

Dick of a man. The epitomy of absolute pond scum. Luckily I wouldn't see fit to wipe my a*** with either publication.

Oh f*** off you tiresome blue c****. If he goes to City I'll be gutted.

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hehe what a clown. Kinell look at the comments in support of the mong!!! Someone actually calls Lovejoy a legend.

Hehe seriously? I can't even put into the written word what a humongous twunt he actually is.

Bojan kin Djordic??? Jesus.

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He'll probably proclaim that Jimi Hendrix was his favourite guitarist ever. But he's only ever heard the first 3 ars of Voodoo Chile. he he. Bless him.

hehe what a gimp. Wobbly is a genius.

You do wonder what it means to modern day players at times mind...but then I suppose you have to ask are they the sort of players you want at your club anyway.