Went out for a beer with a few buddies last night and one of them, Ade, has no interest in football at all and he turned to me and said "I don't know if you know but in the football Everton and Liverpool played last night...."
Anyway the reason he mentioned this despite knowing sod all about it was that he owns his own business and yesterday morning one of his staff didn't turn up for work and they hadn't heard anything from him. So Ade got one of his minions to call the guy's home number to check that everything was OK. The fella's missus answers the phone with "Oh, yeah, as you may know he's an Everton fan and he was at the match last night. The daft get got himself arrested so he's currently in the police cells awaiting further questioning".