Kahnee

Hilarious stuff. Up there with there being no dinosaurs

I'm just glad he never played for us. Hear that? I said he never played for us

So the only striker he's actually heard of is Isak? Some expert....

Hey! Some of us were dancing around this one! FFS. Put a trigger warning on your post if you're going to say things like that name....

Same

No, my bad knee

While I'd love to believe this, the one slice in 8 he actually got in the toaster would be burnt. Now, gardening. He'd get the garden sorted in no time

Hey, I took a couple of days off

Yeah, must be this. Can't be managing his minutes to aid recovery after an injury, that would be stupid. Surely if he was leaving you'd run the bugger into the ground

Yes. Hence.... Tenuous???? It's barely flimsy

Only Murph could confuse Frasier with both Sideshow Bob and Mr Burns simultaneously

Because...... we've sold half the first team and bought a cat?

Spelling still not your thing I see

Get back on your perch

Tell people you're old without.....