Kahnee

Punning well is the best revenge

Does seem to be in the PR phase of negotiations. Or the Gerrard Yes No But phase, if you will

The best "only joking" in history...

So Reddy says neither Real or Team Trent know where the stories came from, and no deal is anywhere near done. Either they're lying to her, we leaked the story, or Real - not known for their patience - leaked it because they're fed up waiting

Back on to it will also make a difference

They're not advanced anymore. They've advanced, run him over and now they're off in the distance

Does that mean his foil helmet is gold?

A plethora of undoubtedly dodgy links suddenly erupted yesterday saying we were after Delap* to replace Nunez *The good at kicking one, not the good at throwing one

We seem to have just written an REM song

Hilarious stuff. Up there with there being no dinosaurs

I'm just glad he never played for us. Hear that? I said he never played for us

So the only striker he's actually heard of is Isak? Some expert....

Hey! Some of us were dancing around this one! FFS. Put a trigger warning on your post if you're going to say things like that name....

Same

No, my bad knee