Nachos

He's the same height as Masch, has excellent passing vision, and pace isn't a pre requisite to play in CM. Anyone who criticises him for his performance against Sunderland is obviously thick, given he was thrown into the deep end for his first game. You know, what with him still being a kid like. Lucas has been here for 2 years and still gets excused for looking out of his depth. As for Gerrard being taken off for being too passionate in the derby; wasn't it him who got us back into the game before Benitez got lucky after taking him off with a last minute peno? I think he could have a dump in the centre circle and some would label him a tactical mastermind. Hope this helps.

You mean it's not a manc lead conspiracy? Crank.

You mean it wasn't just a load of self serving, idealistic, superfan tosh that quickly lost its appeal after they got their 15 minutes of fame and own bar for their mates to sneer at everyone and discuss fashion tips? It's no surprise that the songs and atmosphere have gone even s***ter since these phoneys were give some credibility.

Are you from Macedonia by any chance? Could have sworn Rafa said Torres might be fit for Tuesday.

Reina - 6 Carra - 7 Skrtel - 5 Kyriagos - 7 Insua - 4 Kuyt - 3 Masch - 8 Lucas - 4 Benayoun - 6 Gerrard - 7 Ngog - 5

Reina 6

Scary.

Just can't defend at al. We've got two defensive midfielders and we're getting over run in midfield, mind boggling stuff. Insua is completely out of his depth and Lucas is a non entity.

Is Hiddink available? Now there's a manager who believes in his players.

Which striker would want to come and play under such a timid coach.

That old chesnut. Hooooof!

It's more like the Wimbledon way. He'll never change, not brave enough and more concerned with his over elaborate tactics.

Yeah, that'll work.

Can we not just give him away? What does he do? To be fair, it's not easy having a permanent shadow in Mascherano taking up the exact same positions.

I'm sure you're loving this percentage dross. Get it forward!!

Tippy tappy pass, hooof, tippy tappy pass, hoof...and repeat. Is it too much to ask for a decent pattern of play after 5 seasons? Kuyt, Insua and Ngog wouldn't get in most mid table sides. Painful viewing.

Two holding midfielders at home against a team sitting back. Total garbage. No pattern of play at all, just percentage dross. There's only Gerrard with any quality.

Agger injured, there's a shock.

My strikers? Fail. If you are who I think you are it's a bit rich you telling anyone to stop crying and face the facts. You're a terminal whinging, self pitying, paranoid nutjob.

Hush now, ******. Clueless c**** like you are an embarrassment to our once fine support.

Do f*** off. If a player is fit, he's fit, simple as that. It's another example of the manager's poor player managment.

Embarrassing isn't it. They look for a negative angle with everything to do with us. Why not the same furore over Van Persie going there?

I'm less confident without the attacking verve of Johnson and Benayoun. Babel is a pussy and you don't know what you'll get from Kuyt other than lots of effort. If they're fit enough to be on the bench they're fit enough to start, IMO.

Have I hurt your feelings?

No Johnson? Yet more injury misinformation coming out the club. Sort it out.