Nachos

He's the same height as Masch, has excellent passing vision, and pace isn't a pre requisite to play in CM. Anyone who criticises him for his performance against Sunderland is obviously thick, given he was thrown into the deep end for his first game. You know, what with him still being a kid like. Lucas has been here for 2 years and still gets excused for looking out of his depth. As for Gerrard being taken off for being too passionate in the derby; wasn't it him who got us back into the game before Benitez got lucky after taking him off with a last minute peno? I think he could have a dump in the centre circle and some would label him a tactical mastermind. Hope this helps.

You mean it's not a manc lead conspiracy? Crank.

You mean it wasn't just a load of self serving, idealistic, superfan tosh that quickly lost its appeal after they got their 15 minutes of fame and own bar for their mates to sneer at everyone and discuss fashion tips? It's no surprise that the songs and atmosphere have gone even s***ter since these phoneys were give some credibility.

Are you from Macedonia by any chance? Could have sworn Rafa said Torres might be fit for Tuesday.

Reina - 6 Carra - 7 Skrtel - 5 Kyriagos - 7 Insua - 4 Kuyt - 3 Masch - 8 Lucas - 4 Benayoun - 6 Gerrard - 7 Ngog - 5

Reina 6

Scary.

Just can't defend at al. We've got two defensive midfielders and we're getting over run in midfield, mind boggling stuff. Insua is completely out of his depth and Lucas is a non entity.

Is Hiddink available? Now there's a manager who believes in his players.

Which striker would want to come and play under such a timid coach.

That old chesnut. Hooooof!

It's more like the Wimbledon way. He'll never change, not brave enough and more concerned with his over elaborate tactics.

Yeah, that'll work.

Can we not just give him away? What does he do? To be fair, it's not easy having a permanent shadow in Mascherano taking up the exact same positions.

I'm sure you're loving this percentage dross. Get it forward!!