The renewal of my membership landed sometime today on my welcome mat. A sleek, matt grey/black folder type thing adorned with a Shankly quote and euphoric lads with their scarfs held high on the kop, inside a welcome back letter and literature of adult membership benefits. Also included was a chunky paperback anthology of our past glories under our illustrious managers (including a page dedicated to Woy). But hold on, where's me chrome pen? where's the feckin chrome pen!!! Just an empty pen shaped plastic mould, bare, with no bleedin pen... sniff...