£440,000

I hope we're not Robbie.

Chelsea. We'd the the Chelsea Reds.

3.5 billion

https://twitter.com/tammigaw/status/1383935099461275648 That's interesting/frightening.

Salary caps, proper financial controls, maximum budgets, fan ownership, no sponsorship. Some or all of that would be good. Be honest with yourself. You know you won't want that just says "Hedge Funds".

Will go well with having Standard Chartered on the front!

I'm talking about this season. Only cos David Cameron hasn't called to tell them it's ok yet.

Ok, cos that's at stake, but it could easily not have been. There are clubs that play each season with very little at stake once the season is half done.

Isn't it like that now? If we're 12th at Christmas, 20-odd points behind, but in the last 16 of the Champions League, then that's bound to be our focus, isn't it?

I don't think it's a good idea at all, but I do see it as where we've been heading for years. Sorry if that's capitalist realist crap. Apart from the matches, football sucks. The players suck. The clubs suck. Agents really suck. If I was half my age and a talented footballer too, I'd probably suck as well. It's all been about money for years. One of the main criticisms our owners get is that they're too tight with the cash. Money in football has become abstract to most of us, but that doesn't mean that a player on two hundred grand a week won't want to renegotiate to be on 250. Controls should have been introduced years ago.

When Mbappé scores the winner for us in next season's European Super League final, I reckon it'll still feel pretty great. The things that make us love football are the things that make it possible to ignore all the crap that goes along with it.

I told my ten-year-old this morning and his response was "Cool!".

He's joking.

Football's been f***ed for years. What's Neville trying to protect? It's not the like the PL/Sky era has been all about integrity and fair play and the little man. As fans, we all want our clubs to play obscene transfer fees. The players want ever more money. This is just the natural next step of what's been happening for years. If we end up in it, I hope we win it and I hope we never have to play a team managed by Sam Allardyce again!

The rule shouldn't be about millimetres. It needs to be clearer. Wenger's idea is better.

If they need to draw lines like that, it should be onside. They need to change the rules. It's ridiculous as it is.

Wilson Phillips are back with an expanded line-up?

Yep, it's a rule that really needs revising.

The club's new solicitors?

Yep, Jürgen just said that's the case.

Jimmy Nail wouldn't be seen dead in them.

All of them or just Allison?

Not sure, but very possibly considering where he's from.

Won't be the first United fan to play for us. Or the last. Solskjaer is supposed to have supported us as a kid, I think.

Good to see Virgil's blood is no longer black.