Stupid Sexy Flanders

/Unavailable to comment //Fully agrees though

Fully agree on Luiz. Benfica will be looking for silly money though.

Best performance of the year, unlucky not to win, PFK was immense and its a long season.

I'd be happy to spend the entire budget, including sales, on them.

Kurt on the bench?

We've beaten teams who didn't really show up for the matches. Chelsea will and most likely kick our asses.

Not necessarily. Drive them out to the woods (under the pretense they're going for ice cream, of course) and just leave them there.

Nil nil it is then.

He'll call all Spanish people "lazy Mexicans". He'll claim Inter won the Champions League because of him. He'll express his outrage that Poulsen wasn't shortlisted for the Ballon d'Or. In that order.

Galatasaray captain and Turkish international Arda Turan has ruled out a move to the Premier League after being perennially linked with Chelsea, Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal and most recently a January move to Liverpool. Speculation began to grow over the future of the Gala skipper following the departure of Frank Rijkaard as manager, however the player’s chief representative Ahmet Bulut was keen to squash rumours by confirming that the player is committed to the Turkish giants. Bulut told Sport.co.uk in an exclusive interview: “No, he will not be leaving Galatasaray, he will be staying. He is committed to the club. “He has three years remaining on his contract and it is impossible for him to leave. He is the captain of the team and very happy at the club. There is no doubt he will be staying.” Turan, 23, had been quoted last January as saying it would be a dream to move to Anfield, however it is now very unlikely that the player will leave for the Premier League. Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp had an offer which included Giovanni Dos Santos rejected in the summer, while Chelsea and Arsenal are also rumoured to be monitoring the situation. Turan is an icon in Turkey and one of the most exciting prospects the country has produced, with many Galatasaray fans drawing comparisons with former Gala playmaker and Romanian international Gheorghe Hagi. http://www.sport.co.uk/news/Football/46134/Agent_Arda_Turan_not_interested_in_Premier_League_move.aspx

Andy Johnson is great... ...In Championship Manger 2010 on the iPhone.

Boo-urns.

Bolton striker Ivan Klasnic has been arrested on suspicion of rape. The 30-year-old Croatia international was held for questioning by Greater Manchester Police (GMP) earlier this week before being bailed pending further inquiries. Police were called to an apartment in Manchester city centre in the early hours of Monday when the allegation was made. Klasnic was not at the address when the complaint was made and was arrested some time later, sources said. A spokesman for GMP said: "Police are currently investigating a report of rape in Manchester city centre. "Shortly before 5am on Monday 25 October 2010, police were called following a report that a 17-year-old had been raped. "A 30-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of rape and released on bail pending further inquiries until 1 November 2010." Prolly won't be playing this weekend.

Amazing how the media know about these "secret get-out clauses". Must be down to some damn fine journalism.

Not many people know this but thats an actual photograph.

Great bit of news from NESV. Sorry Bobby Zamora, you can't play here.

Great, can he play up front?

Does Roy have the power to sell players? I thought himself and Pulslow worked together for summer targets. Rafa fought hard to get full control of transfers, I doubt they'd give it to Roy off the bat.

No. No we haven't.

I'm not going to get hurt again. False until proven otherwise.

Big Sam seems stable enough.

Bed? You were supposed to order the sofa!

Hat-trick from Shelvey tonight.

Suddenly my 11/8 doesn't look so bad.

Bruce is the next manager. Press conferences shall be sung now.