Angry Carroll

He's an absolute idiot unfortunately. I doubt he or anyone else needs is a book about him. "Advantages and disadvantages being John Arne Riise" is the title in norwegian, directly translated. It makes me go numb. He made it despite lack of real talent. He worked hard to get where he got and I do respect that though I wish he'd eased off. edit: I saw him just a few weeks/months after Istanbul. I was still buzzing. Yet I could not bring myself ´sharing my joy with him´. It makes me feel s*** but I pretended I did not recognise him. I want people to be happy but the display he provided made me go numb. Again.

He is. He seems scared in comparison though and being scared puts you into positions you'd never be in if you weren't. TAA don't scare. He's like Omar from the wire. That being said Clyne did little wrong today. Other than finding himself in critical situations a couple of times that I thought was a result of fear. And that s*** is scary to me so I'm not really advocating it.

Barkley was offside. Played onside by our arms. My carabaocup provider's specialist panel went through it and concluded it was offside. But it was so marginal VAR could not be expected to catch it, really. Perfect opportunity for the c*** to exercise a VAR eclipse.

Moreno/Robertson. Clyne/TAA. The difference is massive. In every footballing ability, tactically, guts and grit and everything that is good on this earth. As I think we'll t*** them on saturday I look at it as how far we've come and think they tried their best for their next to last time.

Honest question: why are drums allowed in? It’s s***.

The stuff he does is sublime even devine and it seems to go unnoticed most of the time. FFS seems I'm stuggeling to speak without rhyming. Seems I'm struggeling to speak at all. I f***ing love watching Bobby play football. Technically brilliant, tactically a genius. Bobby will win us the league.

Thanks mate, I appreciate it! The game was perfect. This is going to be a great season.

DPD1973 I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for quoting and "answering" your post with absolute raving drunk idiocy on saturday.I meant nothing personal. My apologies.

no. no food. no club. no no-one. Aquavita soz< EDIT: I'M SORRY THERE IS NOTH8ING LEFT NO POINT f***. sorry

Get in Neves!

edit: it was a pre season game but I'm not sure I've ever seen anything like it. I havent got the language to discribe it. But I can't wait to see it again. So calm and controlled. So oriented in the opposing numbers. Straighht forward between his on CBs if thats the best option. Either left or right side if possible and seemingly to the side if the ball being lost we're no outnumbered. my language or analysis may make no sense. its not even analisys. It is Torres special in a way. sorry maldini. drunk and rambeling on. edit: WOW reading through this s*** is a different kind of pain. Jesus christ i thought I made sense! I love Alisson. Good night.

I dind't see you post before and you put it in a better way than I did. (by far) The accuracy and the choices he made was outstanding. complemented with footwork better than most defenders. Wether a short or long pass the recepient had easy ways out. It was magnificent. It was special. (like torres.)

It is I appologise. He was my childhood hero. But to me this feels like a Torres signing. Someone posessing something that makes you wonder if you'd seen anything like them in their position. And this time we'll have him for years. And he's not the only one who is brilliant. Takaing ages here. drinking all day. yay. Allison. He'll be up there with Ray.

Loved his passing. Controlled outside of the foot passes. Seemed to look for a player who had a possibility to play it back to another teammate who had options to get rid securly without going long. Seems to think two or three moves ahead. No panic. If he makes an error it's not the same s***yourself scale as we're used to. The man is calm. Yet plays a high risk game at times. I think he'll be better than Clemence.

Probably the best danish podcast ever. sorry crouchinho. I cant even remember a wow. But I know there was a good one. Don't love it and won't think of it. The lack of aggression is what I'd remember him for if I'm forced to think of him. Best forgotten. Actually find it hard to recall a worse fit for a side than him.

Solanke canoe lost a paddle. Might still recover it. Long river slow stream. Still time. Talent is there but lots to learn. Sturridge boat earned a new proppeller. He's still class. As everyone knows. Still great to see him in this shape. Lovely player. Doing stuff Coutinho would be proud of. Love watching him when he's on form. All new signings are ace. Love them all. This is the best Liverpool side I've seen in decades. Allison. Watching a game and not bricking it when seemingly over ambitious ways of getting out of pressure are employed is marvellous. Even the times it went slightly wrong. Calm. This is so good I'm holding back. Not what I'm used to doing. It'll be an exciting year. edit: spelling mistakes and adding various s***

f***ing chadli. fellaini and chadli. I laughed at the subs. s***.

f*** off

Get him in if possible. Don't care if it's 50 mill or a record buy for a keeper. I'd love to have him in our goal. Not many good keepers around. We'd be a hell of a lot closer to winning the league with him in the side and from what I understand he's 26. Four more years of building with Klopp. I can't see us not winning it in that time. (yes there is a 30 year limit to keepers in this mess of a post.) If we got him in I'd be happy to continue with Lovren for an other season. The neurotic mist might evaporate with a class goalie. I want him. Son of two volleyball players. 196 cm. Massive hands. It's like he's been bred to come here. Get him in.

For once it seems we agree. We love him in a way no one else does. He's been my hero as long as I can remember and he always will be. And I think he'd hate that as well. They get to show him some respect at long last and it doesn't sit right. They can f*** off. He'll be who he always was. Always will be. It'll be absurd. I hope to see video of it. It won't be degrading Kenny it'll be a giant pisstake on the whole Empire.

If Barry Hunter had the required entourage none of this would have happened. FSG have no entouragability. One Hunter. Not enough. Hunters vs Fekirs might get things moving.

Oh get back here you Fekir!

This Fekir transfer is like waiting for a hear ball to emerge. Annoying as f***. It's clearly there so cough it up and be done with it. edit: but I want Fekir and have no real use for a hairball. so it doesn't fully work. The heat. The beverage. The get it f***ing done.

I've come to the conclusion I don't want Fekir. Purely based on emotions. It is not profound but it is semi consistent. Like an ant running up your leg. There is contact with three of them little legs at any time but the steps are so tiny it feels constant. Or not. It's a #Gut feeling#Fekir is an anagram of sour milk in norwegian Prince is a genius btw. I'd like a song for Firmino based on a Price song. #needless to say I am very very drunk

Spend to put some of the first 11 on the bench. If there ever was a time for an 'investment' it is now. Spend or I'll sink your f***ing yatch