Angry Carroll

f*** off

Thanks all, I appreciate it. It made me ease up a bit and maybe I could do with some of that. I've enjoyed reading on this forum for years, it brings me closer to the club, so thanks to all of you for that too and for having me.

Thanks for the kindness @Leo No.8 And @ anybody who read my posts and thought what is this s***, I don't know, sorry. I promise to do my best to not post gibberish every time I've had to much to drink. Apologies.

Thanks for laughing at it @Hassony Anyway, I love Darwin as a player. He gives his all every time, hit or miss. And it just feels like he is gonna make all the mockers go into hiding and be a part of something massive. edit: it just feels made to be. No reply needed. Than you.

I can see the confusion caused and how left field it was, sorry. It either went to fast or to slow or to batik. All of them most likely. It's just something so strange and rare with Darwin, it feels like it's meant to be a success. So lost at first, ridiculed and unable to do his thing. But so full of good, a genius at his thing. Rare. So rare it feels meant to be. Cosmic - that's the second time in my life I say that word without taking the piss btw. I'm not making it better am I. Anyway. He'll win us the league.

He's f***ing amazing. I'm not gonna tell you why I think so as it is no fun and as such is not in his spirit. I had a mate who woke up in China from a coma with no recollection of his past at all and had no language. He's good now but is into cosmic s***. I am too and that's all Darwin.

I didn't realise we had bought the best midfielder in the league when he came in. I didn't get the fuzz when he was playing DM/6. Not a realisation made today but still. What a player he is. What a strike today and what a player. Best midfielder in the league. I'd fancy him to win it for us. edit: I didn't watch the WC for obvious reasons. Cracked and watched the extra time of the final as I'm not an idiot.

Mancs are loosing

I think he was a great buy, lots of talent. But he's not made for games against the lower parts of the league yet is he. All his close technique stuff only brings him in harms way and he seems lost in games like this, timid. And it's a pen now for chelsea if anyone cares.

Gakpo is ace. Sphincter relaxation

WHAT A HIT!! f***IN GHELLK

f***ing c****

MO!!

GET IN!!

Yep. Game over. Leverkusen through.

3-2 Leverkusen

Yep. It's an insane excuse to defend a terrible decision. Looks very avoidable to me, don't kick people in the chest. Not hard to avoid. They just make s*** up.

Apparently it was "Unavoidable contact" according to VAR.

What a pass Mo!

I f***ING LOVE YOU DARWIN!! GET IN!

Thanks @Dominus Maximus Sorry to everyone for the longwinded and very dull post. I need an alcohol lock for this machine.

I love Ibou and was dead happy we got him in. Him and Virgil at their best, I don't know how to better that. Not my place to criticise nor is it criticism but (yeh hah): The chants of Ibooouuu would sound like booos to anyone who don't know his first name. I don't really care about them either but he deserves (and the spellcheck suggested desires) a song. He's brilliant and I hope we keep him for a long time. So: I'm not giving up on the old song Champs-Elysées. He's from the suburbs, a world away from the poshness and extravagance on the main promenade. So are all his mates. I bet they never took a stroll down there strutting their stuff without being bothered by the blues. I want them to. He is bigger than all them c**** parading. (not saying they're all c****, but to him and his friends growing up I bet they were). I'm not the one to write the words, but for an easy start Oh, Oh (Oh) Konate. (or rather OoohOOh Konate) nananana. (Na- na- Nana) Ibou Konate. (IIIIIIbou Konate) nananaNana. (Nana-Nana) We brought him here from gay pari no si vo plait monsieur oui oui He's gonna f***ing clat you Look away and you'll see is a start. The first two lines may be anyway. I like this version as it's not s***, but it need words, speed, aggro and justification: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B4CLQGxHmI (sorry for the long post, I'm watching second half again, and this might be my second last beer. )Well, I can't embed videos it seems. Désolé

Hahah! Get in Danns!

The kids are fantastic. Like watching a hive mind this. Beautiful movements.

f***ing hell.