Angry Carroll

f***ed up the synthriff pretty bad there. Nowhere near.Terribly sorry.

So, this is one of the things that has been reoccuring in my head for the last couple of weeks. Hearing the Brown girli in the ring for the first time (I wasn't familiar with it being sung, and btw i like it a lot), I thought maybe the world could use more Boney M after all. Sterling sure could use a decent song. Quite sure this is not it, but it's got handclaps and s***, and a synth riff as well. Discomoves would not be out of place. (no offence meant) SYNTH riff: der der der der der DAAA der der der der der DA DA DA DA DAAAA der der der der der DAAA der der der der der DAAAAA (AAAAHHHHH) Ra-Ra-heem Sterling ---------(clap-clap-clap) Liverpools greatest lovemachine -------------------------------(clap-clap) After the game he'll be getting it on Ra-Ra-heem Sterling ----------(clap-clap-clap) Impregnating every teen -----------------------(clap-clap) He's always out there looking for more (yes, it's Rasputin)

If he had any balls he'd be sponsered by Nike and have his own schwing

This is the kind of window faces look in at

wishful thinking says Purple Aki

Unbelievable Mirrallas wasn't sent off. Clearly tried to take Suarez out of the game. Then there's this

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I'm not his biggest fan, but he's been great lately. And that tackle was fantastic. We've got four great centerbacks. Must admit I can't remeber the last time we did.

Wasn´t great today and hasn´t really been for us as far as I can see, but I still kinda like him. Leans like an angel. No, seriously I think he has something but he pissed me off today for not 'defending from the front'. Lazy performance I thought, but still came close at the end. Don't know if thats the kind of player he is, I expected otherwise - thought he was a tireless worker for Celta, but I think he'll chip in with a few goals and assists.

Going to be great for us. f***ed up a couple of times, but generally was good imo. Good on the ball, good in the air. Keeps calm when in a tight spot, and sees a pass out. Thought he did well.

The picture of Sakho at Anfield makes me go

Ilori/Mammadou a-haa there is nothing you can do Ilori/Mammadou a-haa you just have to face it you won't get through Ilori/Mammadou takes the ball of of you

Get the f*** in!!!

edit: Im sorry if this seems to much mr. Murphy. It probably was. I come from the land of c**** like Kaizer (no we don't all have those sportsdegrees) and I took you for one of his. I'd crawl undre a rock normally on here but thing is we've got six in two. Drunk and happy. Sorry DM.

f*** off. Mignolet is great. You f*** off.

Well we've got a song about you super Dan. And you're right he's ace.

Sturridge is brilliant. That's eight goals in his last seven isn't it? Ten in the thirteen league games he played last season? (not sure) Loved his effort helping Johnson in the second half. edit: (not a stat man but these numbers were mentioned during the match and they impressed me)

Kolo Sturridge Gerrard

Thought he was good today. I like him, so here's my contribution. An Aspas pass An Aspas pass gol-i-gol-i-gol-i-gol-i-gol-i Aspas pass An Aspas pass An Aspas pass gol-i-gol-i-gol-i-gol-i-gol-i Aspas pass Iiiiago Iiiiago gol-i-gol-i-gol-i-gol-i-gol-i Aspas pass Iiiiago Iiiiago gol-i-gol-i-gol-i-gol-i-gol-i Aspas pass sorry and cheers all :drink:/> Great game!

Having learned my lesson I've been proactive and rented mine out. Living under a glockenspiel now and hate it when it rains.

Allez, Allez, Aly Cissokho

I don't think we will sell Luis this window, certainly not to Arsenal. No chance we're that daft. I hope. Trying to be positive about the situation, while not having much success at it, I'm trying to enjoy the fact that we're in a position where two clubs i don't have alot of time for are sweating to get hold of a brilliant player who happens to be ours for at least another couple of seasons, and as I know f*** all about how business deals are done it seems to me that our part in these dealings mostly consist of going "Nope". I could live with us doing exactly that until the window closes. If memory serves me correct we've been interested in some players of both the respective clubs, and maybe these players will be mentioned in the negotiations. Could be useful information perhaps? Might give us some insight if a player we're still intersted in is thrown in as part of a fee (happens all the time these swap deals) , maybe seemingly surplus to requirements and not really valued that highly. All of this is of course absolute b******s, but it seems to suit the situation. From what I've read Wenger has 70m to spend. Probably also b******s. We're not in a position to waste Arsenals money, but wasting their time seems nice too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cbs5kL6uno todays goals

Well thank you sammya!