mally

so f***ing funny

What wages is he on?

He'll probably go to Chelsea now.

Jermain'll Fix It

Bald Dutch Fraud

Should it have peas in it?

Thanks

f***. I forgot this was on today. Has anyone gt a match stream?

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I'm sure in his head he thinks he has.

Maybe he's just brilliant at pens but doesn't fit his system.

This is a perfect example of why I don't gamble.

I weirdly think somehow they'll still win this.

I like the way the Poles have gone about this.

Did they honestly think they were going to qualify?

If he's got a Gucci belt we're f***ed.

I can't decide whether I like him or think he's a massive bald fraud.

Czech that out

I wish we could autotune his finishing.

Are we playing him in a different way to Benfica and Uruguay?

When's he going to say something to the fans? When they let him? Bit of a weak start this unless they've hired Christopher Nolan to shoot his introduction video and the cgi is taking longer than they thought.

Asking the real questions. I've been so impressed with him this season, would love him here.

Sell him this summer or get him to sign a new contract. We can't let that amount of money walk out of the door. All good things come to an end and it would be good to use some of that Saudi money to fund a rebuild.

He was the only player who didn't clap Klopp during his post-game guard of honour walk onto the pitch. As Klopp came past he sort of half hid behind, I think, Diaz. There's footage of it on twitter.

I'm far from his biggest fan but i'd certainly be hoping for the upper end of that bracket, if not a touch more. But I have to say I don't see it clicking for him here. People said at the end of last season, lets judge him after the end of next season, let him settle. Well, here we are. And, whilst he's improved a bit, he's nowhere near where i'd hoped he'd be at. The counter argument is he's hit the post 7 or 8 times this season, what would we be saying about him if all those went in. But they didn't, and seeing that same rueful look as he turns away from another spurned chance is just something I've got really sick of this season. I don't want an agent of chaos, I want an agent of goals.